Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings!

Those of you who are observant will note that that's 13 greetings!s - a greeting for every single member.

Now for the introductions. I am The Humble Mosquito, but everyone calls me Mozzie, and if anyone doesn't, I may get confused. *Gennuinely had to think what his username was when he signed up.*

I come from crim, and I'm here out of sympathy for Kitty because I just toatally love Artemis Fowl; he is sooooo fit! ZOMG!

Erm, yeah. I'm a 15 year old fanfiction writer... !boy! I come from criminality, which is a dead forum/fan fiction archive, and is wonderful.

Whisper it quietly, but I'm not the biggest AF fan in the world. I far prefer HP, but I like the fandom, and it's a cool canon to write for, so yeah. And I've made a few friends.

I will no spam like crazy. I hope no one minds.

Yours spammingly,

The Humble Mosquito... I think.

PS support The Orion Awards!

PPS If strikeout doesn't work here, which I suspect it might not, then just imagine it.

I'm glad to see that emotional blackmail idle whinging can produce results. :D

Welcome, Mozzie! You are the first Crimmer I've conned into joining here, mostly because the others are Sort Of Lazy which explains why the place is Partially Dead. But we do upload new fics occasionally, honest!

I'm sure there are quite a few HP fans here so I wouldn't worry too much about your zomg big sekrit.

But remember Mozzie, constructive spam only! :P


PS: I have done. Ish.

You don't know what I want in return yet... :D

*pokes lazy crimmers.* I'm going to start electrocuting them soon. The ones who post in noob threads will only get whacked over the head with a baseball bat, but Yeti and co...

Once every six months. And that, kids, is Kitty's definition of "fast."

But... but... but... you have to get lots of posts before you can frown upon spam. Any kind of spam.

No, *I* have done "ish"; you have done "ish, ish."

:0 Meep. *tries to remember what your particular fandom likes are to prepare herself*

Surely you only needed to say "pokes Crimmers" - you'd still be poking the same people as if you quantified it with "lazy". Do you have a Tazer of Doom or something? *fears*

I am part snail. *looks at Tales From The LEP* We posted something back in March! And since then Yeti and I have been working on our Jan-Feb challenge fics. (Jan-Feb? Erm...) But she has Abandoned Me so once Undercurrents is finished then we should be able to close that challenge. And I'm at 85% so it shouldn't take me three months to finish!

*frowns anyway* If the place becomes full of bad!spam then people will be even less likely to join than if there was no!spam-but-no!posts.

*thinks about this* Well, yeah, I suppose taking part in the single category that was basically decided before we even had the noms in is pretty "ish, ish". Maybe even ish, ish, ish.