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camorra	Posted: Dec 27 2005, 20:51
Gamusino's hunter Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 913 Member No.: 156 Joined: 11-November 05	Extraido de un foro americano, los cargos de los que se acusaria a Batman en un hipotetico juicio.Tiene su gracia ¿se os ocurre algun otro cargo para procesarlo? Count 1---Voluntary manslaughter. As some off you are well aware, voluntary manslaughter need not include include killing in heat of passion. It includes killing while committing a felony. The Batman has included numerous felonies, details of many of these deeds have already been leaked so I shall not review them here. Count 2--Involuntary manslaughter in the matter of Stephanie Brown. Count 3--Involuntary manslaughter in the matter of Jason Todd. Counts 4, 5 ,6, 7: Child endangerment in the matters of the first Robin whose identity is still unknown, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, and the current Robin whose identity is unknown. Count 8: Conspiracy to commit murder and attempted homicide and gross negligence in the matters of the Justice League of America, specifically, Superman of Metropolis, Princess Diana of Themyscira, Wally West aka the Flash, the resident alien known as J'onn Jones, and Kyle Raynor, the authorized Green Lantern for the Earth. Counts 9-20: Violation of Federal wiretap laws, RICOH laws, drug posession, intent to distribute, gross negligence, interference with crime scenes, and felony flight from police authorities in several dozen cases that will be released shortly. Count 21: Gross negligence, violation of Homeland Security statutes, wiretap laws, computer fraud, and evesdropping in the matter of the OMAC army. Count 22: Second degree murder in the death of Max Lord. Please note that the Princess of Themyscira, whom many refer to as Wonder Woman, has been granted diplomatic immunity for testimony in thse proceedings only. This in no way impinges or affects any standing she has with the World Court for her role in Mr. Lord's death.

Minstrel	Posted: Dec 27 2005, 20:54
Pulidor de Estela Plateada Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 81 Member No.: 298 Joined: 15-November 05	H! ¡Pues si meten a Batman en el trullo, ya pueden vigilar con el jabón en las duchas!

DarthGus	Posted: Dec 27 2005, 20:59
Cavatumbas de Jean Grey Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 177 Member No.: 24 Joined: 10-November 05	Guilty Guilty Guilty

Bameroc	Posted: Dec 27 2005, 21:01
Cartero edificio Baxter Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 23 Member No.: 113 Joined: 11-November 05	jauajajajajajaj Me parece que en todos estos años batman a violado unas cuantas leyes, lo acpto. Pero creo que estan Exagerando....mal que mal es trabajo sucuio pero algun murcielago tiene que hacerlo

lumpkin	Posted: Dec 28 2005, 16:38
Sastre de la Cosa Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 8 Member No.: 446 Joined: 16-December 05	No s eme ocurre ningun delito del que acusarle...bueno tal ved uno ¿que edad tine Robin?

Sinkim	Posted: Jan 1 2006, 00:36
Capitán Baturro Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 18 Member No.: 142 Joined: 11-November 05	¿La sodomia no es todavía delito en algún estado de EEUU?

lumpkin	Posted: Jan 1 2006, 19:05
Sastre de la Cosa Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 8 Member No.: 446 Joined: 16-December 05	yo creo que es sodomia y pedofilia, no creo qeu Robin tenga 16 años?. Bueno al menso el Robin de Dark Night era uan chica, asi solo es pedofilia

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Posted: Jan 2 2006, 23:57

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QUOTE (lumpkin @ Jan 1 2006, 19:05)

yo creo que es sodomia y pedofilia, no creo qeu Robin tenga 16 años?.
Bueno al menso el Robin de Dark Night era uan chica, asi solo es pedofilia

no es exactamente cierto....
segun La RAE:

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sodomía.
(De Sodoma, antigua ciudad de Palestina, donde se practicaba todo género de actos deshonestos).
1. f. Práctica del coito anal.

y esto puede pasar tanto con Robin como con Robina

y sobre si la somodía esta prohibida o no, creo recordar q Michel Moore hizo un documental sobre esto, y fue con una furgoneta sobre los estados en los q estaba penado dando informacion sobre este tema con un megafono en la mano

P.D: como diria Asterix, estos Americanos estan locos

Hades121	Posted: Jan 3 2006, 00:21
Dentista del Lagarto Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 68 Member No.: 1,084 Joined: 2-January 06	De verdad que les habra echo el murcielago a parte de ayudarles a quitarse una cuanta escoria de la calle... Si es que de verdad ser el bueno de la peli es muy duro a veces

bbb	Posted: Jan 3 2006, 13:17
Fontanero de Atlantis Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 34 Member No.: 129 Joined: 11-November 05	¡¡¡¡ grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!

Arkangel2k	Posted: Jan 3 2006, 14:30
kikikikis Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 53 Member No.: 406 Joined: 15-December 05	Mas cargos tenia Michel Jackson y salio libre...

Hades121	Posted: Jan 3 2006, 14:37
Dentista del Lagarto Group: Comic-adicto Posts: 68 Member No.: 1,084 Joined: 2-January 06	Eso es cierto

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