You are six years old again. You are in school, and the teacher asks you to write a report. Write your report here.

Food
by Sugeintouh's Friend

Food is good. I eat food for breakfast. I eat food for lunch and dinner. Thank you food for letting me eat you.

Science
by Glossarienfogle

Science is done by scientists. They do things and then they watch what happens. Sometimes they don't do things but they watch anyway, in case stuff happens. Then they write it down and have lunch (science lunch).

Magic Mirror Thingy
a paragraff by a-pi

When I wake up this morning, I saw a magic mirror thingy. It was a dark box with a glass in the front part of the thingy. The magic mirror thingy was on when I pressed some other box thingy. Then funny pictures come out of it. They moved magically! I want to wacth the magic mirror thingy again. You shood wacth it too!

This may well be the greatest thread of all time.

The Greatest
by Suiggntoes Friend

Some lady said this thread was the greatest of all times. But my Daddy told me that Dale Ernhart was the greatest. I love my Daddy.

LOL

Daddies
by Me

I have a daddy. His name is dad. But it's not daddy's day, it's mommy's. So I won't talk about him anymore.

Forgetting Stuffs
by Taso

I forget lost of important stuff. Today is mother's day. I forgot that. I shouldn't forget important stuff like that. I also forget to do important things I should do.

Juice
by Rows Crystle

I am drinking juice. It is delicious juice. It is berries. I spilled it on the keyboard. Daddy will yell. Bad things happen when Daddy yells. I do not like it.

Rain
by Swuegintu's Friend

It rains a lot in Seatel. When it don't rain I like to play Power Rangers otside. When it rains I can't play otside. I play Power Rangers inside. One time I broked a lamp.

Lines
by Sigintuo's Friend

I don't like waitin in lines. I hadda wait for five whole minutes at the grocry store with Mommy. They had free gum and candy at the lines but Mommy yelled at me when I took some.

Rabbits
By Azrial

I hate rabbits. Day SUCKS! I feeded one a carrots once and it bit me! I cried and throwd a rocks at it and ran away. But it chased me made me fall. It then pooped on my face and knifed me in the gut. Mommy says I can get a Cerberus now. I love mommy.

Den a crow stole my fried eggs!!!!!!!! =(

To Be or Not to Be
by alis-pyong

To be or not to be! To be or not to be! To be or not to be! Teacher said that in class and i dont anderstan wahts the meening. to be is to becum and not to be is to dye? or is to die? when i asked mommy she sayed taht to be is gooed and not to be is not gooed. maibe mommy is rong...

TV
by Shia~

I watch tv everyday. I like some of the thingies I see on the tv. I don't like all of them. Sometimes. I get mad at the tv and I hit it on the head. The tv's scary. It looks at me. I look at the tv. But then, but then... it's scary. I cry. :aww:

The way the world will end
by Cat


First it will start with the ecenomic collapse of America.
Next, Russia will try to take over the us while we are weak but
Russia will fail and nuke the us
After that, the remaining Us citizens will restart are nuclear program and begin to nuke russia, and before you think it could get worse moimmy an daddy will ground me.
Last but not least the fallout will hit china and cause them to nuke us by acendent theyll end up nuke africa , so that by the time it is all over i the world will end and everyone here in $)# ERROr will live

Internet mmmms
By Bara

Internet mmmms are places on the internet where you talk about stuff with people. I think mmmms is a weird word, but I asked what they were called and teacher said "four ms". The dictionary didn't have "mmmm" though so I could not check if that was the right spelling. I like mmmms.

Oh you! Go grab a sweetcake, little Bara-bara.

mmmms
by glosarien vogel

mmmms are what you say when you think something is delicious, like candy or mmmmawari. I like delicious things. Delicious things are fun to put in your mouth, like candy or mmmmawari.

Funny. VERY funny. *claps hand*

The cow

there was a cow on my friend's blue thingy. as i ate my reces fooed, it look at me. i did not feel very good. then my frieand said it's her pensill caise. but it stil look at me.

Sharing
By Kirakishou

My mommy said to share my things. So I share my report with you. GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Hambergers
by norman

Today my parents told me that hambergers com from cows. cows dont look like hambergers. I think my parents are lieing to me.

Pools

By Sparky

I like to swim. Swimming is fun. I can't go in the deep end though. Sharks will eat me. I tell mommy im scared but she doesnt listen. One time i cried..

(True story, I couldn't go in deep ends. I also had great spelling as a 1st grader. But i had horrible handwriting. I still do. xD)

Ressling
by Norman

Ressling is fun. I like to wach it on TV. I saw mommy and daddy ressling once. I tried to take a pictur so they could ressle on TV to but they got mad. If mommy and daddy don't like ressling why do they do it?

Cartoons

Cartoons is cool! They gots lots and lots of colors! And the persons in it are really really really funny! Except for Chowder. He's stoopid. But why does mommy tell me I can't watch some cartooons? Like that one, South Bark or something.