Pretty simple game. One poster puts something into the vending machine, and the poster below decides what comes out of the machine, plus puts something else into it:

A RMF-centric sample:

Hinaichigo: I put a box of crayons into the vending machine...

Shinku: ...and you get unyuu.
I put my cup of tea into the vending machine...

Etc.

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So I suppose I'd better start.

I put my Suiseiseki figure into the vending machine...

...and you get Death Juice.

I put my pen into the vending machine...

...and you get a bottle of ink.

I put beer into the vending machine...

And you get a first aid kit.

I force a keyboard into the vend. machine...

And out comes a MP3 player car charger!

I put in my mobile phone...

You get a severed arm holding a mobile phone.

I put in my Pancreas.

...and out comes a bottle of insulin.

I put a rock into the vending machine...

...and receive a slightly larger rock.

Insert Coke bottle...

A heat seeking missile comes flying out and blasts a commercial jet out of the air.


I put the Magic vending machine into itself.

...and you get a Magic Vending Machine­™ keychain.

I put Shinku into the vending machine...

And you get a cup of tea.

I put a Parkes Radio Telescope globe with glitter in it into the vending machine...

And out comes a quarter. WAIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A CHANGE MACHINE.


I put a used pair of panties into the vending machine :mellow:

And you get some dust and spiderwebs.

I put some bees in the vending machine

And you get a black-and-yellow-striped shirt.

I put a coin from the Bahamas into the vending machine...

You get a bonefish.

I put in a candy.

You get the wrapper back.

I put a pair of Trademark Shears™ in the vending machine

...and you get another season of Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

I put Buddy Christ in the vending machine...

...and you get Fred Phelps.

I put a glass of water into the vending machine...

...and you get a bottle cap.

I put a live chicken into the vending machine...

And you get oyakodon.

I put a railroad spike in.

A Ironclad Warship comes flying out and lands in a nearby river. It sinks before you can reach it.

I rip of my arm and put it in the Vending machine.

...and you get a wooden leg.

I put AIDS into the vending machine...

You got a map of Africa.

I shove a T-35 Russian tank into the vending machine.

And you get a Königstiger.

I put in a handfull of leaves.

...and you get a Calvin & Hobbes comic strip.

I put a black marker into the vending machine...

Blood comes spewing out of the vending machine.


I put a loud speaker into the vending machine.

...and you get taken back in time for an interactive lecture on how the megaphone was invited. NEATO.

I put a quarter into the vending machine...

You get the Quarter back and a note saying "I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN QUARTER!"

I put Suigintou's Friend into the Vending machine.

...and you get

I put an iPod into the vending machine...

You get a punch to the face.

I put a Pirate flag into the vending machine.

...and you get a naked pirate chick!

I stick a used piece of gum into the vending machine...

And you get some compost.

I put some sand and pebbles in the vending machine.

...and you get a beach vacation courtesy of MVM™ Services!

I put the sun into the vending machine...

You get a black hole generator. The world goes dark soon after.

I put Rose Crystal into the vending machine.

You get an EXTREMELY angry Rose Crystal back...


...good luck...

I put my now burnt out graphics card into the vending machine.

...and you get a copy of Doom 2.

I put a granola bar into the vending machine...

An angry squirrel throws it back at you. Oh well.

Lets see... Ive gooooooooooooooot........................................ hey whats this!

(inserts the Any Key into the machine)

...and you get tech support.

I put doo-wop music into the vending machine...

And you get a poodle skirt.

I put pizza into the vending machine...

You get a side dish of bread sticks. :P

I put a techno CD into the vending machine...