Now, you are probably all wondering what the hell this is about.
Usually I only post in the photography thread (after all, I started it), but besides taking pictures I sometimes also write stories.
I'll admit right here and now that I actually hate fanfiction and almost feel dirty for contributing, but the original goal of these stories was, in lack of a better term, lulz(which also involved systran, the software that powers babelfish).
When I figured more lulz could potentially be had on the internet I decided to create a hard to identify fanfiction.net account and put them there.
This plan kinda backfired as I got no negative reviews at all.

So, now I am trying my luck here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3804687/1/Juns_crappy_life_2
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4025919/1/Juns_crappy_life_3

Since there is no actual story involved, you can read them in any order you like(or don't like), and if you are wondering where 1 is, it sucked too much even for me.

I decided to move this then changed my mind and moved it back. So, sorry. ;p

I like your joke based on the "Everyday I polish my revolver and shoot my head. Like a rock star." shirt. :P