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Sentence structure will be fixed where necessary, but I'll try to leave the horrible grammar intact! Thread will be updated periodically!

The Three Word Story

Once there was a grapple-hook bear with two big grapple-hooks for arms. It loved to swing to Norm's very, very, big outhouse. It would make Hayate Yagami green in envy because it had rose scent parfume with the otaku worshipping him. He wanted to make sweet, sweet cupcakes so he can dance with a gorilla wearing a crystal top hat with a crystal ring on the back of her eyes. He eats everyone with spoons. He drinks beer out of an unidentified bar.

A big, fat dog vicously rapes babies' nappies. Over the work desk of Tranen's. He was by da fuzz of a tiny monkey wielding a banana! It was absolutely insane, like Tranen himself. He decided to carve a crystallic crown in the shape of a stupid seventeen walking bananas. He also made two lots of crazy banana and Merines Shinku. He was looking at the starving A-Pi who crazily shot an internet pervert who lieks mudkipz. Then, Tranen came and murdered the man who was looking at me with intense green arms that glowed with slimey ooze who then rises to take my mudkips with a rusty bloody chainsaw and finally he shot himself. I wish that he would hug me until i finally died of tuberculosis along with Sparky who then died while holding my toe with a industrial-size clamp.

I wonder if he saw me eating the cake that he had placed in stasis with a long disgusting looking thingy that wiggled in between my legs that felt like Merines Shinku's torture which is painfully similar to mine. But her's worse because she has strange fantasies about Mexican soap operas. ......that revolve around this new sentence. Suddenly I was feeling like a stupid sexy Flanders, and I started dancing Hare^2 Yukai while completely naked.

UPDATE - June 9, 2008

I don't know why I chose to do that. Still, I enjoyed the experience even though if it was hailing outside. While it hailed, the crazy Tranen comes and ruins everything. "Ruiner! Ruiner! Ruiner!" says the three headed dog, Cerberus. Now what exactly do you mean when you say that the ruiner was a pig? Pigs ruin every occasion when I eat with my fine china. When my friend came and told me he was gay, I just said "Yeah, me too." I was so relieved to admit it to someone that I actually don't want to eat kumquats anymore.

Then Tranen came and decided that everyone should just ingest all the lactic acid bacteria before Suigintou does. Everyone was scared because Tasogare was about to do a barrel roll in front of the Ming vase I was so inclined to smashing over Enju's face. Because of that, some random guy walked over to the commotion that was being intensified by everyone's nudity, and he said he'd like to take some pictures. We asked him what nine-thousand how can this be? He said "I just need to calm down and go to Uruguay."

Mr. Potato-Head suddenly jumped out of a fighter jet in order to surprise all the weeaboos and furries that had gathered to share their painstakingly drawn hentai. When suddenly, the jet crashed into a bus carrying many sick orphans to the incinerator. It was ironic. The bus was instantly destroyed, and blew up in a huge fireball which actually was a giant rip between two dimensions, ours and the dimension of rabid carnivorous beavers. They entered the bus and began attacking the helpless children. They were very lacking in organs. For that reason, they all died. It was rather amusing.

Suddenly, a dimension slider came and said, "Hey, I've got free donuts. Who wants?"

UPDATE - September 2, 2008

WHEN SUDDENLY A HUGE BEAR MAULED A SMALL TOY... but it was just a burrito, so the bear ate it with a little sauce. The sauce was actually bull semen, but the bear didn't really care. The burrito stand didn't really serve bull semen sauce, so where did he get the bull? It's not making coherent sense. While all this was going on, the owner of the bear was frantically and desperately trying to understand the meaning of three worded stories. It's so ridiculous when you really listen to it. It tells you that despite all your hatred towards the darn blender, it will never love you again. How the hell does one then rationalize the fact that we are only here for the sweet, sweet syrup that drips on Merines Shinku which Tranen purposely dripped on her in a moment which lasted an entire ten seconds. I was so totally turned on by the amazingly sensual feeling of my sandpaper undergarments chafing on my broken left thumb.

I don't know where we are. That is because there is no sign that says, "You're here, jerk." So how could I have been confused about the feelings I had about naked... Marge is a very bad. I went to go find something to eat but I couldn't open the refrigerator so I had to go buy lunch at the hellhole known as The Trash Can. I ordered a certain type of creamy fruit pudding but they couldn't find a bowl so instead they put it in a water bottle. It was difficult to mash the big red button so I just threw the bottle onto the switch and hoped it could replace the things that the red button blew up.

I didn't know what they were thinking when they decided to do such a thing as hitting people with old, rotting fish. Of course, they didn't know that the people were about to start a riot outside the entrance to their only supply the spartan laser. I was shocked by the lightning which the laser created and decided to hide under a sumo wrestler. The lightning then electrocuted my precious sumo wrestler, who was unfortunately not able to withstand the power of Grayskull.