This isn't anything much of a major story really. This is all just a bunch of fun cracky omake chapters/skits Tales series style, of various SRW OG to OG Gaiden characters (Banpresto Originals of course) Well, enjoy the 1st one.

SRW is © by Banpresto
Crack skits I post here © Me, lol.

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SRW Omake Episode 1-Secret, oh it’s a secret.

(Starring: Mizal, Maysis, Altis, Lefina, Despinis, Wendolo, and Raul)

My diet is turning into an utter failure…

Cheer up Lefina-san…it will improve…

Thank you. Despinis-chan.

Hey, she’s lying about that you know girl? Last night, I saw you eating that left over cake!

Waaah, you promised on your diet! Why?

Put a cork on it Mizal!

Oh and what were you and Altis doing last night then, huh?

You little…

Mizal you…

Ah dammit! My head hurts now!!

Haha, you all got pwnzors!!

SRW Omake ep 2-Boo-hoo, my body [red][NEW EP][/red]

Lefina has locked herself away into her bedroom, crying while hugging her lion bear.

Everyone surrounds her room…

Come out Lefina, get out of your room…you cant be sad forever.

GTFO!! I’m busy moping over my weight failure.

Oh come on woman!! You cant mope forever.

Shut up, Folka still always beats you.

Get your butt out of here, you amateur!

GTFO< everyone knows you suck.

*leaves* Screw this, I’m going.

Come in girl, your situation isn’t so bad…I gained a pound and I got back to work on it.

Yeah, and I gained two pounds this month and I’m just working on it.

*cries* I bet I gained 4 pounds *cries*

Let her be like this all night, she’ll get over it.

SRW Omake ep 3-Doom cosplay [red][NEW EP][/red]

Hello, this Excellen-onee-san~ I’ve just locked up a group of people in Tsugumi’s care, inside a cosplay contest, and I’ve got the camera footage to prove it.

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Ano~ Why…is this maid outfit…so frilly?

Hey, hey!! Why do I have cat ears and a cat tail?! And why is this school uniform skirt rather…

What about me!? I cant believed she dressed me in an idol outfit.

Why the fudge am I wearing a bathing suit for girls?! It’s tight on mah rump!!

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… … … Tsugumi, did you really have to dress Magnus up too? I’m gonna get nightmares now.

SRW Omake ep 4-GONG!!!
By various OG Pilots [red]New EP[/red]

http://www.crunchyroll.com/media-191983/Te...n-AMV-Gong.html
Muneni Komiage teku Atsuku Hageshi Kono Omoi
Bokura wa Iku Saigono Bashoe
Tewo toriai Chikai Atte

Asuno Yoakemaeni Ano Soraeto Tabidatsunosa
Bokuraga Kokoniita kotodake Douka Oboeteite hoshiyo

Furimukuna Namida wo miseruna
I GET THE POWER OF LOVE
Asu wo Torimodosunda
�uGONG Narase!�v

Imakoso Tachiagare Sadameno Senshiyo
Inadumano Tsurugide Teki wo kechirase
Yasu ragi wo Yume miru Hagane no Yuushayo
Mamorubeki Miraito Ai wo shinjite
Towae! Towae!

Moshimo Chikara tsukite Toushino Yaiba Kudaketemo
Bokura wa Nidoto Modoranai Tomoni Ginga no Umini Chirou

Osoreruna Hokori wo suteruna
I GET THE POWER OF LOVE
Saa Mayowazu Ikunda!
�uGONG Narase!�v

Ooshiku Maiodore Sadameno Senshiyo
Konjikino Tsubasade Tenni Habatake
Hikukoto wo Shiranai Haganeno Yuushayo
Moetagiru Soul no Meizuru mamani
Towae! Towae!
�uGONG GONG GONG Narase!�v

Imakoso Tachiagare Sadameno Senshiyo
Inadumano Tsurugide Teki wo kechirase
Yasuragi wo Yumemiru Haganeno Yuushayo
Mamorubeki Miraito Ai wo shinjite
Towae! Towae!

SRW Omake 5 –Believe in Me, Who believes in You

(This is various reactions from pilots to Epic GL eps)

-Ep 8

KAMINA!!

We wont ever forget you, aniki…

…

-Ep 11-15

That’s the spirit Simon.

Kamina always lives in him, forever more, hahaha~

-Ep 22-26

Now that’s what I want to see!! Tear them out of existence, the two of you!

Hmmm, this is interesting.

-Ep 27

All of them…are truly valiant warriors.

SRW Omake 6 – The Magma's Blaze

Whether it's laughable or irrational, this is the path all great men walk!

If there's a wall in our way, we'll destroy it! If there's no path, we'll make it with our own hands!
The magma in our hearts is blazing like flames!

The Perfect Fusion: GURREN-LAGANN!!

Who of you......everyone of you...Do you think we are!?

Woah, what was that?

Excellen told us doing that htoblooded speech…

…she said it shows our love for each other as siblings.

It was a good speech either way, the two of you.

I agree.

*writes speech down* Raidise, my brother, come over here and I have something to ask you…

SRW Omake ep 7-D Gray Man~

: “Hey guys, let’s talk about D Gray Man, either manga or anime is fine.”

: “Some scenes are pretty tragic and gothic…Linalee.”

: “The Millennium Earl really has an awesome taste of destruction.”

: “Allen Walker, he’s cheerful at first glance, but deadly when you piss him off. But Kanda’s even scarier.”

: “That Allen kid’s pretty cute though.”

: “Hahaha, Miranda’s funny as well.”

: “But I like Ravi also…”

: “I’ll go ahead and admit, reading the series, I’m an Allen fangirl (But I still keep my heart to Raji…or Raul)”

: “But the series lacks LOLIS AND MOE.”

: “WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY?!”

: “Did I just hear…”

: “Zengar-san…did you just say…”

: “Wait…what…”

: “YOU ALL HEARD NOTHING!! GOT IT?!!”

: “DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO ANGRY ABOUT IT?”

: “(Hah…good thing I recorded all his words through my recorder tape.)”

SRW Omake ep 8-Nagasarete Airantou~

: “Hey guys, let’s talk about Nagsarete Airantou, manga mainly. Up to v11..”

: “Those animals are probably one of the best characters. No offense.”

: “Ayano’s sooo funny, and Suzu’s soo adorable.”

: “But you also have to admit Ibis, Machi’s freaking awesome.”

: “Yeah…(But she creeps me out) Ikuto’s pretty cute too.”

: “Ikuto’s character, I like, especially in volumes 9 to 10. His determination and battle spirit has grown, thanks to Suzu and his friends.”

: “But Yukino is sooo cute, I just wanna take her…”

: “IF I HEAR ONE MORE DAMN HIGURASHI JOKE, I’M GONNA…”

: “Calm down, Fernando.”

: “The ninja sisters, alias Kunai, Mikoto, and Shinobu, will always be among my faves. *gets v12’s cover out*



: “I like Kunai (The eldest sister), a LOT. If I were Ikuto, I’d definitely get rid of that Togeta penguin guy, dump him into the ocean while nobody’s around, and win Kunai’s heart.”

: “Ayane…Suzu…Mei Mei…I’d go with three of them If I were that young boy.”

: “ZENGAR-SAN!!”

: “That damn lolicon, I knew it!!”

: “Pedo-idiot is more suiting for him!”

: "SHUT UP LEE! And…Zengar Zonpolt…!! How could you?!!

: “I cant believe out of all people I…”

: “Say another word about this to others, and I’ll cleave all of you with my mighty Zankantou. Even against users with the God Machine fist, I'll fight you all to the end...anyone want to try?”

: “Fine. Sheesh, calm the hell down. Keep talking like that, this lounge relax bar could explode for real.”

: “He’s getting his zankantou out now and about to swing it violently, if we don’t want to end up paying the bartender major fees for damage, we better shut up now.”

SRW Omake ep 9 – NARUTO SUUUUUUUUCKKKKKSSSS

Meanwhile, everyone, for some reason, is hanging out in Lefina’s bedroom, with her still wearing her pajamas.

: “Sigh…let’s talk about Naruto.”

“I hate this damn series! It sucks!!”

: “Honestly, it started sucking after Sasuke’s little drama.”

: “I ALWAYS HATED IT!!”

: “That nobody with the pink hair just doesn’t learn to shut up just get out of the series. She’s useless.”

: “Wow, first time lee said something that actually made sense.”

: “Stupid fangirls… ‘OMG, ITACHI AINT EVIL, HE’S JUST A BISHIE AND A BISHIE AND…’ SHUT UP!! Itachi is as evil as hell.

: “Pein’s the most blandest bad guy ever. Hell, 60% of the villains are all ‘Silent bishie’ to fangirls.”

: “Not to mention most of the women in the series are damn bland and some being useless and annoying. Hell, Grandma Chiyo is the only female character with the MOST development, same going with Tsunade.”

: “Uchiha Sasuke…what a disgrace to do such an act.”

: “I also cant believe girls actually liked that emo crap wad.”

: “And every damn message board I go goes ‘OMG NARUTO ROCKS!!! NARUTO 4EVAH!!”

: “One Piece is waaay too underrated compared to some crappy ninja series.”

: “In recent USA news…a kid was actually killed trying to imitate Gaara’s attack in a sandbox. It’s so sad.”

: “American audiences are way different from Japanese audiences. This is the price for letting the show go 90% UNCUT on a kid’s programming block, and with how much series the money makes, we all know it will still be uncut…”

: “Bah!! Naruto to me sucks! It’s all repetitive and Sakura is annoying!! AND IT’S SUPER OVERRATED!!”

: “All of u pilots r fags! I are the 1337.”

: “HOW THE HELL DID HE GET INTO LEFINA’S ROOM!! THAT’S IT!! LET’S KICK HIS ASS!!” *Axel starts pumbling on Sasuke while Lefina beats Sasuke with her bear*

: *hits Sasuke with metal table* TAKE THIS STUPID BRAT!!”

: “OH HELL NO!! *Folka punches him out of Lefina’s room which leads him outside her house and then Folka gets into Ialdabaoth Aposthosized* SHINHA!! MOUGEKI REPPA!!

*Sasuke is then destroyed BY Folka’s ultimate move*

: “Now he’s gone.”

: *Hugs Folka* YOU'RE OUR HERO!!

: "......."

: "Why doesn't Latouni hug ME?"

SRW omake ep 10 – Oh shit

: “Guy! GUYS! FOLKA OVER HERE IS A…LOLICON!!”

: “It’s all a dumb lie. Take back what you said Magnus, or I’ll kick your ass as twice as hard the last time you did something to my name and lie about it!”

: “That’s not what this video says!! Courtesy of Tis.”

: “Hahaha, thanks fat man! Here’s the clip!”

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: “Ehhhhh???!!! YOU…LIKE…ME…!?”

: “I don’t know how…I’ve always been serious in my ideals, especially since I was crowned the Shura King…please…if you wish, I would like to spend more time with you…”

: “I don’t know what to say…this is all just sudden but…”

: “In fact…I’ve actually grown to like you (but I like Ryusei too but he’s too damn dense)…Nii-chan~”

: “Latouni-chan~…I…”

: “Tee-hee…don’t speak anymore…”

Latouni then leans over near him and she kisses him softly in the lips, as she tiptoad to his height*

: “!!”
: “Latouni-chan…”

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: “FOLKA, HOW COULD YOU?!!”

: “DAMN YOU ALBARK!! I WANTED TO GO AFTER LATOUNI-CHAN~!!!”

: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!”

: “KYAAA!!!”

: “Folka-san…Out of all people.”

: “Folka…what is this lecherous act you’ve done?”

: “NII-SAN!! I COULDN’T HELPT IT!! She was…she was too adorable and sweet…not even my heart of blazing fight could hold off!”

: “There’s nothing to be ashamed of Albark. Fun to know Latouni’s your new girlfriend, hehehehe.”

: “Ryusei is all mine for the taking."

SRW Omake ep 11 part A [NEW] – The Wrath of Ms. Excel-oneesama: The Moe~marathon

[a/n: Deleted old skit about Sandmastah cause I wont take any more chances of awakening Anon’s wrath, hahaha XD]

In a tea room somewhere inside the Branstein family mansion in Germany…

: “Ahhh…now, come back here Des-chan…*chases after Despinis*”

: “*running away around the sofa* Excel-oneesama, please, stop it, I’ll be good, just don’t put me in that, AHHHHH!! *Excellen tackles and glomps her*”

: “Hehehehehe…now be a good girl and stay still.”

: “KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*Later, Excellen comes out in a bunny suit along with Despinsi wearing one also and shows it to everyone*

: “Mmmmm…It would look super cute on Latouni-chan.”

: “WAIT, WHAT?”

: “N-NOTHING!!”

: “This is…this is so….”

: *embarrassed* “Despinis…..(blushing)….”

: “It suits you actually….in fact, YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE!!”

*Despinis faints from embarrassment and moe~ overload*

: “Raul, my boy….YOU’RE NEXT. AND I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU.”
: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”

What will become of Raul’s fate? To be continued on ep 11, Part B…

SRW Omake ep 11 Part B [NEW] - The Wrath of Ms. Excel-oneesama: The Moe~marathon

Raul is currently in hiding under a table, somwhere inside the Branstein mansion.

: "Come out Raul. There's no point in hiding~"

: *hiding under the basement* "I been hiding here for hours, hopefully, she'll give up-*WAAAHHH!! *Notices somebody touching his shoulders*..."

: "GOTCHA~"

Later that day...

Raul finally came out of the basement....wearing a speedo with a cat tail growing out and wearing a nekomimi headband.

: "........"

: "AHHHHHHHH!!! SO HOT!!"

: "*snickers* Gureden, you look hilarious."

: "RAUL, YOU LOOK-!!!"

: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

: "N-NII-SAN!!"

: "Excellen's been acting more crazier than usual...what the hell..."

: "Tis-chan....Leona-chan...and even you Alkaid...come over here for a sec."

: "OH SHIT!!!!"

What will happen to these poor souls? Find out in Part C...

SRW Omake ep 11 Part C [NEW] - The Wrath of Ms. Excel-oneesama: The Moe~marathon

: "This is crazy!! Why is it I: The great and almighty Alkaid, have to go such a thing in this dressing room?!"

: "Awwwww come on, it wont hurt you or anything, right Tis-chan?"

: "GET ME OUTA HERE YOU CRAZY...!!"

: "Tis is a little cranky, I'm sure Leona is with me-"

: "No...I wont even think of stooping into such a low position, and not even now!!"

: "I guess I'll just have to force you all..."

Tis and Leona looked into another direction, to only see Alkaid GONE.

: "HE DITCHED US?! AND LEFT US ALONE WITH HER?!"

*later that evening* Excellen comes out with Leona and Tis on a stage, both wearing sexy knight outfits, similar to Shina Dark's styles. Everyone is seen sitting on tables, having dinner as if this was some event...It was "The Great Excellen-sama Cosplay Marathon"

: "...Crap...Raul is watching..."

: "WAIT...!! Did Tasuku just faint from a nosebleed over there?!"

: "Tis looks so adorable..."

: "That Browning dresses my lolis/shouta with such good fashion sense. That, I applaud her for."

: "HEY, HERE'S A FOOD FOR THOUGHT! How about...we starting tomorrow, all we girls ABDUCT any guy we can find, drag them into mine and Excellen's cosplay room and do really fun stuff with them! You can dress them in something cute or MEGA SEXY!!"



"WE ALL VOTE YES!!"

More girls did the same...

: "Starting tomorrow...ALL guys are targets to us all!! IT'S EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES."

" THIS IS UTTER BLASPHEMY!!"

: "WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH?!!! Hey GIRLS, why are you looking at me like that?!"

: *gets out a box of dresses and cosplay* "TOMORROW, YOU BOYS ARE OUR TOYS~ Tee-hee."



"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

To Be Continued on ep 12 Part A-It's every man for himself.

SRW Omake ep 12-It's Every Guy for Himself-Part A [red][NEW][RED][/red]

That day came and every guy hid...or did their best...but unfortunately, Folka was caught...by his two girlfriends...

: "Oh no...!! Fiona-chan, Latouni-chan!!"

: "FOLKA!! As ONE OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS (along with Lat)...AND as a bishoujo's responsibility, I will capture you into teh cosplay!!

: DYNAMIC MUSIC GO!! *Shinning Finger BGM plays*

: "THIS HAND OF MINE BURNS WITH ETERNAL LOVE!!"

: "IT'S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO ABDUCT YOUR HEART, FOLKA NII-SAN!!"

: "Take this!! OUR LOVE FOR YOU!! OUR HAPPINESS AND ALL OUR BLISS TO YOU!!"

* A PINK SWORD FORMS FROM BOTH THEIR HANDS*

: "SHINNING LOVE-LOVE~ SWORD!!!!"

: "GYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A giant wave goes over Folka, finally revealing him...in...a MAID outfit, with bunny ears, a bunny tail, and also with a blush on his face.

: "This is...humiliating..."

: "Kyaaaa...You look so hawt, Folka-chan..."

"Kawaii...Let's both take him home~ Kyaaa..."

: "!!"

Both Latouni and Fiona DRAG Folka back with them, and into their room, preparing to do lovey-DOVEY stuff to him. The sound of giggling from both girls, gasps from Folka, and soft kissing could be heard from outside that room...

That lucky bastard. =)

SRW Omake ep 12-It's Every Guy for Himself-Part B [red][NEW][RED][/red] (Coming Soon)

(a/n: Bunny Bishounen outfit belongs to SD_Wild_Falken's idea) A group of guys are seen hiding in Rai's room.

: "It's been two hours so far into day and it feels like a year."
: "Thank god I haven't been caught..."
: *wearing a Bunny Bishounen Outfit* Terrible...these people are mad. Thank god I found this hiding place before they could do anything worser to me!"

Both guys then glimpse outside of the room they're hiding, to see something disturbing...

Zengar is seen, wearing a nekomimi outfit in a frilly gothic lolita outfit that's too tight for him.

: "EXCELLEN, THIS IS CRAZY!!"
: *taking pics* "Silly major, dont say that~"
: "Have some fun, Major. You look kawaii...plus, Ratsel seems to be enjoying."


"GAY!! GAY!! GAY!! GAY!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
: "*VOMITS* AW FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE HIM!!"
: *PANICKING* IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: *hears scream and looks at door* Oh my~ we have some more guests~
: "AW HELL!! THEY KNOW!! *grabs Laila and pushes him out of the door* TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM KID!!
: "Mizal, I consider that cruel, but at this situation, GOOD JOB...That was close..."

Excellen is looking at Laila, outside the door...

: "LAILA-CHAN..."

Later...

Laila is now seen, wearing a Bunny Bishounen shota costume, with five times the bishieness and many times the shouta =D

: "This is so stupid..."
: "Now dont say that, you look adorable *grabs his right arm*
: "Yeah *grabs his left hand*"
: "WHAH?!!!"
: *kisses him on the cheek* "Your our new love bear."

Both girls drag him into their bedroom, and the sound of teasing, giggling, cuddling, and kissing, as well as Laila's screams could be heard...Rai goes out of the room when everything is clear while every other guy with him is hiding inside.

: "He went down like a hero..."
: *grabs Rai's hand* "Hello there~ Since Axel broke up with me, how about we both play"
: "OH HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SRW Omake ep 13-The Horrors of Deviant Art

Roa is seen sitting behind a news desk.

: “Hey, this is Roa. A few things, the entire cosplay craze arc comes to it’s end. Why? A long story short. Shuu got pissed and claimed only he can humiliate Masaki by his hands and so he called out the Neo Granzon and threatened he would destroy everything if nobody stopped. Of course we would have still fight the guy, especially with Folka on our side and along with Lefina and Ibis’ romantic relationship to Simon of TTGL, but, nether the less, the violence was pointless so everyone forced Excellen and Tsugumi to surrender. Now, for something different. PS-Laila got his ass kicked by Simon for playing with his girlfriends. Okay, now here’s Stern for something new.”
: “Deviant art has artists that win at times, but for every win, comes an epic fail or mega proportions. I don’t think anyone of you may like this, check out what I found.”

[url] http://pureivel.deviantart.com/art/SSBBW-L...-Sbota-61037973 [/url]
[url] http://pureivel.deviantart.com/art/bbw-fio...ureden-62135848 [/url]

: “AH!!!”
: “THOSE SAVAGES!!”
: “This is so not…so not…”
After her glare, Fiona’s face turns sad, starts whimpering her words, breaks into heavy tears and runs into the bathroom crying and sobbing. Latouni did the same.
: “FIONA-CHAN!! LATOUNI-CHAN!” *runs after both to comfort them*
: “It gets worse.”

[url] http://pureivel.deviantart.com/art/BBW-Mizuho-62139739 [/url]

: “NAH?!”
: “DUDE!!”
: “!!!!!”
: “So…is this what people just think of me as? (close to crying)”
Mizuho runs away, covering her face with her hands, sobbing and crying continuously to her humiliation.
: *runs after Mizuho to comfort her* “WAIT, MIZUHO-CHAN!!”
: “The moral is this kids: There is nothing wrong with being fat, but drawing other people and many characters in a fat state is creepy, nough said. This is what makes me sigh of deviant art, with it’s fetish artists and what not. The next segment is that of a date with Mizuho and Raul. And one thing: WHY THE HELL AM I THE FREAKING NARRATOR?!”

SRW Omake ep 14 – Oh my

(That's right, a star in many Youtube poops and famous for the meme in 4chan...he comes, for one ep)

Meanwhile, in a park somewhere…both Mizuho and Raul are sitting in a bench, with shopping bags in their hands.

: “This date has been pretty enjoyable, Raul-chan.”
: “It sure has been, Mizuho-chan.”

Out of nowhere: Maysis and Alion along with some people are seen running to where the two of them are.

: “You two, best you both get out of here, or HE’LL come.”
: “OH SHIT, HE’S HERE!”
ROBOTNIK finally comes into the scene.
: “Hey, a young couple. Here’s a riddle: What do you do if you seen an invisible man?”
: “SAY HI?”
: “THEN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SEE HIM?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
: “Raul-chan, he’s creepy…”
: “Look man, all I said was a wrong comment about your Youtube Poops and your meme, just leave us alone.”
: “I agree with him!”
: *ignoring Laila but hearing him* “HOLY DICK, I CAN HEAR HOW UGLY YOU ARE!!”
: “Hey…that’s mean…I’m not ugly…”
: “Hey idiot, get lost now and quit picking on us.”
: “Why don’t you go ride a wheelbarrow full of shit and shove it up my ass!”
: “YOU SICK FREAK!!”
: *looks at Sleigh, Ibis, and Tsugumi* “Hey, a flat chest, an emo, and a woman that gets big ones with eating! Which one of them have zero love appeal to me? That’s right, ALL OF THEM!”
: “*GLOOMS IN CORNER*
: "I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS FOR THIS!!"
: "Do any more and I will finish you with my GOD MACHINE FIST!!"
: "How dare you upset Mizuho and my siblings."
: “YOU ALL ARE NOTHING BUT…DOUBLE...[CENSORED]!!”
: “!!!!!!”
: “The following skit has been cut off due to more crude comments and further Robotnik madness.”

SRW ep 15 – GOTTA CATCH EM’ ALL!!

“Well now, since we’re back at the Branstein mansion in this comfy living room, let’s all discuss…POKEMON.”
: “Pokemon too me is nothing more different like those other childish games. Such franchises only give children bad addiction from important things. It’s hard to even know why there exist teenagers that actually play this and even those over 18.”
: “Then why do me and Kouta see you playing Diamond and Pearl on his DS?”
: “That’s none of your personal concern, Mekibos.”
: “I for one personally think it’s a fun and adventurous game, especially for the younger ones. In fact, I’ve played it several times, Ryoto decided to show me.”
: *gets DS out* “Hey Ibis, I challenge you to a Pokemon wireless battle, here and now.:
: “HA! Bring it on then!”
: “So, I herd u like mudkips.”
: ‘FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!”
: *MEGA FACE PALMS* “You both are mega idiots.”
: “Hey Carla, didn’t I see you going home the other day, carrying a gigantic Pikachu plushie?”
: “HEY, I told you not to say that out loud!”
: “Pokemon is sooo cute!! I just wuv Pikachu and Pachurisu!”
: “I remember back when I still liked it, 11 years old. To think I payed 30 bucks for ONE CARD!” Even if it was rare. Damn collector stores.”
: “Ha, I played Diamond and Pearl last night and during then, I caught all 150 with no snap, of course, trading included.”
: “YOU PLAY POKEMON?!”
: “To hone my button skills and my taming of wild monsters.”
: “I just adore the Pokemon, Chansey. I have all the stuffed toys in my bed room inside the ship.”
: “What a waste. I think it’s only played by immature fools.”
: “NII-CHAN!? I play Pokemon, so you think I’m immature and stupid?”
: “Hey, I’m not childish…Mou…”
: *gasps at both his girlfriends* “No, you both are exceptions…”
: “To me, you’re both valiant fighters *huggles both of them*”
: “SOOOO CUTE~!!! *takes many pics*”
: “WHEN DID FOLKA DO HUGGLES?”
: “(Now I just gotta get that idiot Ryusei to realize what’s in front of him.)”

SRW ep 16 – Strawberry Crisis.
(In the next three skits, yes, the CLANNAD cast will be in for cameo roles so expect much more crack to come)
: “Hey guys….*shudders* I found something…”

: “AHHHH…AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”
: “Awww dammit Raul, where did you find this?”
: “That Robotnik sent it to me…I didn’t know!!! Ahhhh…”
: *shudders in tears*
: “Oh man, this pic even has Despinis-chan in shock…”
: “The poor girl, seriously, what is with that Robotnik…”
: “*after vomiting his living wits out* Damn Robotnik…”
: “*snickers* I hear there’s a forum somewhere out there that makes naughty fantasies about Robotnik and…”
: “*flying kicks Tenzan* OH great…now how will I eat dinner!? *vomits*”
: “No, please…don’t do anymore…your freaking me out.”
: “Calm down, Raul already burned the picture into many ashes…and try not to think about that freaky man…wait…she ran away…well, guess she needs some fresh air out of this madness.”
Meanwhile, somewhere else…
: “You mean students of a friend of Rishu’s is coming here in the Branstein Family’s Japan branch mansion?”
: “Yes…I have never met them but Master Rishu says they’re a nice bunch. They’re visiting over the weekend in order to learn stuff about mechs…”
: “This should be interesting to see, I wonder how you’d do as a teacher for them over the weekend.”
: “The bus is coming!!”
Finally, out of the bus, five girls emerged out, meeting the group in a Sakura path.

Nagisa (One with brown hair): “Ah, you must be Zengar-san. Our teacher and Master Rishu told is a lot about you. Our suitcases are in the bus so we’ll get them.”
: “(WE’RE IN HEAVEN…)”
: “*to Axel* Threesomes are fun too, Nii-chan~ I don’t mind sharing.”
: “Folka-chan, we don’t mind adding someone else to share you either~”
: *eye twitching* I DON’T…LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.”
: “This is gonna be one long weekend.”

Well, I don't follow SRW or anything, but these seem cute. Bravo.

Thanks man.

SRW Omake ep 17 – The Weekend of Love~ part 1

*while the CLANNAD girls are getting their luggages with Alion helping them*

: *holding a profile booklet of each student* “So it’s a pact then. The three of us shall win the hearts of these top class moe~ bishoujos…with so much ease. This weekend shall be our most memorable. I claim Kotomi and Nagisa.”
: “I’ll go for Kyou, I love girls with a badass attitude. And also Fuko, cause she’s damn adorable.”
: “My interest…mainly goes to Tomoyo…her skill seems amazing. So it’s a challenge then?”
: “THAT’S RIGHT!! Now, for all that is moe~ and for all that’s bishoujo!!”
: “RIGHT!!!”
Meanwhile, behind some sakura trees…
: “Uh-oh…this isn’t going to be nice.”
: I’ll keep an eye on Folka, and if he does anything crazy, which I doubt hopefully, I’ll call Nii-san.”
Later that afternoon, as soon as everyone introduced themselves to each other in a peaceful room…
: “So…Folka-san, how’s everything…”
: “Alright I guess (Damn it, I wanna smile but she seems like the serious type)…”
: (Blush)…he’s as Master Rishu and my sensei in Judo said in his profile…awesome…”
: “(SHE’S BLUSHING?!!)”
*takes off glasses* “Is there something bothering you, Folka-san?”
: “Nothing…(Dammit, I can kick ass yet I cant even advance on her. Latouni and Fiona-chan were easier…and she knows already what’s between me and the two of them…)
*fidgeting* “Folka…chan…even if you have Latouni-chan and Fiona-san with you…do you…”
: “Ummm….(DOES SHE KNOW?!) Ummmm….”
Finally, Folka did the most impossible…, he just held her hand and clasped it together,
: “TOMOYO-SA…I MEAN, TOMOYO…Please…be one of mine…I LOVE YOU!!!"
: “EHHH?!!”
: “MY DETERMINED FIGHT ALWAYS GIVES A BLAZE FOR YOU!! Your skill and everything!!”
Random Einst walks in…
: “Hey gaiz, what’s going on?”
: “SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!” *punches Einst, sending him flying through and outside the window*
: “Sorry…about hat but as I said…I want you one of mine and…”
Says nothing more but softly kisses Folka…
: “It’s awkward…but your strength seems powerful but okay…tomorrow, let’s start to know each other more…”
*Altis walks in door*
: “Folka…Fernando said something about…”
*sees both Folka and Tomoyo preparing to kiss again, both locked in each other’s embrace*
Altis walks out the door and decides not to disturb them…
: “OH GREAT…If this is how far someone even like Folka could go…imagine how Axel and Zengar are going to do it…"

SRW Omake ep 18 – Regardings

: “Now, I know you’re all dying for some more Clannad moe~ action here but unfortunately, we move to something different, let’s all go to another place, where Axel, Zengar, and Folka aren’t doing their escapades for now. *avoids missiles thrown by random fanboys* Okay, I better get the holy fuck out of here before those hit me for real.”
*this skit happens after Folka confesses Tomoyo*
: “Excellen Browning can see into the heart of any guy and see into any fun pervy scheme but can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?”
: “Ummm….cuz they’re handsome like Kyosuke?”
: “NO!! CUZ IT HAS SWIRLS OF CINNAMON IN EVERY BITE!!”
: “Okay, why did you three just do that?”
: “They were probably bored.”
: “Alkaid-sama, look what I found under our Shura King’s bed!!”
*Mizal shows out the poster*

: “WHAT THE?! I CANT BELIEVE IT!! That Folka…”
: “Come to think of it, those two have been acting more chummy after they’ve left that room, if not, lovey dovey…”
: “In fact, I’ve got the entire confession over here! ON video!! Credits to me for taping the whole thing while hiding under the closet!”
*everyone sees events of ep 17’s skit.*
: “His bishounen factor is matched with mine.”
: “NICE ON FOLKA!!”
: “I knew something was going on with Folka, Almer, and Zombolt!”
: *walks into the room* “Hey, Tomoyo-san went to the park for a while and…” *sees video of scene playing with everyone having different looks*
: “GAHHH!!”
: “Folka-san, I didn’t know you’d go so far in such short time…”
: “It’s fun to know me and Fiona-chan have somebody joining us!”
: “FOLKA, HAVING THREE GIRLS NOW?! You maybe the Shura King but still…”
: “Niiiiiice job Folka~~~~”
: *gets back into room* “Folka…I saw everything earlier but I didn’t want to embarrass you in front of her…now tell us who are Zengar and Axel going for…”
: “….(CRAP!! I cant break a man’s oath…Zengar and Axel will be pissed…)…UMM, HEY LOOK, IT’S MICKEY MOUSE!!”
*everyone looks another direction and Folka runs off with his amazing speed*

SRw Omake ep 19 - Aku Wo Tatsu Tsurugi Nari

: “Zengar-san, how was that?” *putting down her kendo stick*
: “That was good. Excellent job Kotomi. Master Rishu was right about you all. Keep working hard.”
: “Right, I’ll keep that in mind…sensei…”
Kotomi in surprise then leans her head towards his shoulders, after both sat down in a bench inside the dojo.
: “KOTOMI…?! (She’s so beautiful…)”
: “*placing her arms around his getting closer* I just want to be close to you right now…sensei…”
: “Kotomi-chan…I…”
Suddenly, both jumped out of the way, avoiding a gigantic fatal blade that sliced the bench in half. He then recognized who it was…
: “Long time no see. Wodan Ymir.”
: “ZENGAR ZOMBOLT!! I challenge you to a duel, here and now!! Ichinose Kotomi will belong to me!”
: *draws his Zankantou out* “OH HELL NO!! I AM ZENGAR, THE SWORD THAT SMITES EVIL!! PREPARE, WODAN YMIR!!”
Zengar strikes Wodan’s mask with his Zankantou, revealing his true face.
: “You’ve got some nerve Zombolt…FINE THEN!!”
: “Please…stop!!! Zengar-san, Wodan-san…don’t kill each other…”
: “(GAH!! MOE SENSES…TINGLING!!”
Both finally tackled Kotomi and started cuddling her while she freaked out a little. Meanwhile, behind the dojo door, some people are watching.
: “This is rich and hilarious…”
: “Yeah, it is Mekibos. Let’s just get out of here before they see us and try on cleaving the two of us…”

SRW Chaotic Generations ep 20 – Wait, whut?
(Yes, I am changing the series name)

It was the next day…

: “GAH!! Where did Kotomi and the others go!?”
: “You’re right…they are gone!!”
: “This is weird, those five cant just go like that.”
: “I found a note. It says they needed to leave due to an emergency in neighborhood matters…but they say they will visit back the Branstein Mansion…6 months from now…due to their school year.”
: “NOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
: “Man this sucks. I’m going to miss Nagisa…”
: “DAMN!! I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO HIT ON ONE OF THEM!!”
: “I’ll miss them all…”
(down and depressed) “Tomoyo… =(…”
Axel just gets a random Alt Eisen Natch doll and starts kicking it around.
: “WHY US?!!!! WHY?!!!”
: “Sheesh, all of them are depressed, a bit too much.”
: “I’d like to see where this will go.”
: *dancing like crazy* “Berries and cream berries and cream, Imma little lad that loves berries and cream!!”
: *cleaves Einst* “SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
: “Hello my poopy faggots. My name is Drew Pickles and I am really really gay.”
: (gets pissed and charges for Drew) “GRAHHHH!!!! ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA WATTA!! SHURA HYAKURETSKEN!!”
: “You poopy faggot. That didn’t not do anything to me. Now I will get Dick and the Clown and give you all a swell butt…”
: “Omae wa mo Shinderu (You are already dead.)”
Drew Pickles explodes.
: “WHEN DID HE LEARN THAT?!!!”

SRW Chaotic Generations ep 21 – Uh Oh

(Yes, I am incorporating, for a few eps too, characters from another game:
[url] http://www.success-corp.co.jp/software/ps2...s/was_char.html [/url]
Wrestle Angel Survivor )

: “ DAMMIT, IT ISN’T THE SAME WITHOUT THEM!!”
: “Zengar, please, calm down, it’s not the end of the world.”
: “Cheer up Major, everything will be fine. I miss them too but…”
: “Folka and Axel already still have their sweethearts…”
: “SWEETHEART?! ZENGAR-SAN, YOU NEVER SAID…”
: “YOU HEARD NOTHING, GOT IT!? *cleaves room in half destroying the walls*
: “Good thing he didn’t cleave US.”
Outside…
: “Hey man, what are u doing?”
: “Fufufufu…it kind of make some laugh to see Zombolt and those mood swings, I’m making a phone call for some visitors to give him a surprise and to everyone else. I been bored so time for some fun.”
Somewhere else, while a random DaiTrombe plushie flies by…’
: “If I just meditate a little and get this out of my troubles…”
: “GAHHHHH!!” Zengar gets slammed by an unknown force into some tables.
Three figures appear…
: “Is he okay?”
: “Did we go too hard on him?”
: “Who knows…”
: “Gets up and points cleaver* ALRIGHT, WHO ARE YOU THREE?”
: ‘HEY, DON’T PANIC! My name is Yukiko. Girl with the brown hair is Megumi and the girl in the Miko outfit is Mikoto…”
: “I see then. Why are you here then?”
: “We’re over 25 so it’s okay…we’ve heard so much of you, searched for you and somebody called Ingram-san finally told us where you are…”
: “IN other words…we are candidates for your future WIFE.”
: “WHATTHE FUCKOMGF4HAXOMGOMGOMGOMOG?!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
: *watching from window* THIS SHALL BE FUN…

SRW Chaotic generations ep 22 – CODE KIRIN OMG!

Meanwhile, Axel and a random Einst are playing in a card poker game.
: “HAHA. I win again bub, give me the cash now.”
: “I refuse to! No way am I giving up my hard earned cash I stole-No! I mean…uhh…earned.”
: “Think on cheating against me and not only will I Code Kirin your ass but I’ll tell Alfimi-chan on you.”
: “GAHHH!!! FINE, TAKE YER STUPUD MONEY!!” *drops money and runs away*
: “To celebrate mah victory, I’ll go on and chill at Ratsel’s beach area.”
In zah beach, Axel is seen lying on a comfy chair with a tropical drink near a heated pool of over 5 ft. deep.
: “ANOTHER DAY of Axel ruling as usual.”
Suddenly, a beautiful figure makes a high kick in his area by accident.
: “GAHHH!! HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING!!”
: “Mou…sorry about that…”
: “Okay but be careful, you coulda hurt someone. What’s your name?”
: “Kasumi…Tsuji…”
: “Kasumi, cute name. My name is Axel Almer. I haven’t seen you around here before, new to this place?”
: “Yes, I am and-KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!”
Kasumi fell into the warm pool by accident but Axel grabbed her from the edge of the pool by her hands.

“Gomen, ne…Axel-san…”
: (moe senses tingling): “SHE’S ADORABLE…AND PRETTY…”
: “HEY GUYS, WHAT’S GOING…”
: “YOU ARE NOT STEALING MY NEW HONEY!! *Code Kirins fodder DC Captain*
: “Axel-san…why did you…”
: “All that doesn’t matter…dear, Alfimi will like you too. *carries Kasumi with his arms*
: (blushes) AXEL-SAMA…
From behind a palm tree
: “I SHOULA GOT HER!!!”

SRW Chaotic generations ep 23 – How about them apples?
In Ratsel’s beach area… (btw, eps 22-23 take place a few days after ep 21)
: “Axel Almer...I’m gonna...GAH!! *somebody bumps into him*
: “Please…watch where you’re going…”
: “Yes…I should…*the girl grabs his arm*”
: “Please, come with me.”
: “HUH?!”
Later, both he and her are seated in a table under a patio…
: “So, why did you invite me exactly?”
: “I dunno, I just felt like I wanted to, that’s all…”
:: “(She sounds more shy than when I first met her…)”
: “Well…”
Finally, her face blushed altogether..
: “Somebody…by the name of Ingram called me and some friends here…he said…that there’s a handsome Shura I could be interested….(blushes)…in…”
: “HUH?! OMFGWTF4HXORRSJAHJDSHFSDHJ!!!!!!???”
Ryusei walks in
: “ONEE-CHAN?!!”
: “GAH!! RYUSEI?!”
: “RYUSE, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!”
: “I never told you all? She’s my older sister, Haruka Date.”
Random King Heal Slime walks in…
: “Okay ummm, what the heck?”
In another place
: “Hey Zengar, who were those three girls that met with you days ago? They say they’re staying at a condo but plan on living here soon in this place…”
: “Nothing, they’re uh…friends.”
: “THEN WHAT ARE THESE?!!”
Thuruiz shows several photos…



: “GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
Yukiko, Megumi, and Mikoto run in
: “Nani (blushes)…Zengar-san… ”
: “AHHHHHHHHH!!! THOSE PHOTOS WERE ONLY FOR ZENGAR-SAMA!!”
: “ZENGAR-SAMA IS OUR FUTURE HUSBAND…ONLY HE CAN SEE IT…”
”ZENGAR, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!!”
: “ZENGAR-SAN…I cant believe you!!”
: “The major is such a pimp.”
: “Zengar-san…ecchi…”
: “Oh shit…oh shit…”