ok, this fic is very simple for me to translate on english X°D
this is a chat conv about Rozen Maiden and their medium (in the second chap)
what happen if Rozen Maiden have got a pc with web and Irc chat? x°D

Chapter 1

* Kana-chan_KashiraH has joined the chan

[DesuDesu88]: so the baka is here desu °°
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: KANNArria!!1111111111
[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: °°''''
[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: who is she, with that strange nickname?
[DesuDesu88]: but it is obvious, she is the Chibi Ichigo and she can't write well Wow the Unyu desu.
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: iii caAn wrrriTte na no !!!1111
[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: i'm so scared kashirah °°''

* Rose_Lady has joined the chan
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Rose_Lady

[DesuDesu88]: Shinku? O_

* Rose_Lady is now known as La_pi
(the nick was "la più bella" means "the most beautiful", but on IRC it can't write letters like èòàùì so the nick is cutted)

[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: °°'''''''
[DesuDesu88]: these letters don't work on Irc, desu °°
[La_pi]: grrr.........

* La_pi is now known as Okami_Shinku

[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: misutreeesS Siinku????????
[DesuDesu88]: a nick perfect for her desu°°
[Okami_Shinku]: hello to everyone =.='''
[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: what happened kashirah?
[Okami_Shinku]: it is 5 and Jun is late == i want my tea ==
[DesuDesu88]: we have alright take it. Soon will come Souseiseki desu.
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: soouisEesski!!!
[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: yeah, soouiseesski °°
[Okami_Shinku]: Hinaichigo?? what do you do in chat??? HURRY and take me some tea!!!!
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: yeeasss iii goinG naaaaaaaW!111111111
[DesuDesu88]: newbe too now desu O_O

* Souseiseki has joined the chan

[DesuDesu88]: *OOOOO* *assalts Souseiseki*
[Okami_Shinku]: a nick very original °°
[Souseiseki]: *looks Suiseiseki assalts her* ehm, hi °° hi to everyone ^^
[Okami_Shinku]: How are you, Souseiseki?
[Souseiseki]: fine, thank you Shinku ^^
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: hinna assaltss souseeEesksi tooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: unniueeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: UAaaaaaaaaaaaueuje
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: unniuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuui
[DesuDesu88]: Oh Desu ENOUGH O_O'''
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: nananaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: niuniiiiiiiiiiiiinoooooooooooo
[Okami_Shinku]: DON'T FLOODDD!!!
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: but Iiii waaaanto assaltts souseikisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

* hiHaGiUnniuuuuu was kicked by Okami_Shinku (YOU ANNOYED ME!)

[DesuDesu88]: finally calm desu!!!
[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: °_° *she hides herself*

* hiHaGiUnniuuuuu has joined the chan

[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: T_T
[Okami_Shinku]: Take me some tea NOW!
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: yeah T_T
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: hoWw i ccan cange nicokanme?
[Okami_Shinku]: like always =='''
[Souseiseki]: you must write /nick every_nick_you_want
[hiHaGiUnniuuuuu]: nanno...

*hiHaGiUnniuuuuu is now known as every_nick_you_want

[DesuDesu88]: Oh my saint desu help me O_______O'''''''''''
[Okami_Shinku]: please, help my poor soul....

*every_nick_you_want is now known as hiinNa_awaaii

[Souseiseki]: °-°
[hiinNa_awaaii]: im goinG to make sAme tee to sianku
[DesuDesu88]: go go desu O_O
[Okami_Shinku]: i want some tea >< Soon KunKun starts!!!
[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: Suiseiseki °°
[DesuDesu88]: yes desu? °°
[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: why 88, kashirah? °°
[DesuDesu88]: it seems cool °°

*Guest3426 has joined the chan

[DesuDesu88]: °.°
[Okami_Shinku]: uhm?
[Souseiseki]: i think i know who she is °-°

*Guest3426 is now known as Alice

[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: ah so kashirah °°
[Okami_Shinku]: only one person can join the chan with this nick ...==''''
[Alice]: Something wrong, Obakasan? ^w^

*Alice is now known as Guest7425

[Souseiseki]: °°
[Guest7425]: BUT DGYETWTYH%EETWTY$WUEY/
[DesuDesu88]: O___O *she hides behind Souseiseki*
[Okami_Shinku]: °°
[Okami_Shinku]: ah, it is alright registered XD
[Guest7425]: SHIT =_='''''''''
[Kana-chan_KashiraH]: lol
[Guest7425]: and why do you say lol? JUNK!

* Kana-chan_KashiraH hides herself in a hole °______°

[Guest7425]: good girl, dig a hole =_=
[Guest7425]: so when i take your Roza Mystica you are alright in your hole =_=
[DesuDesu88]: OH DESU O_

*Guest7425 is now known as Suigintou

[Suigintou]: =_='''
[Okami_Shinku]: if you wrote SuiginJunk it was the best thing °°
[Suigintou]: Do you want to die? ^w^
[Souseiseki]: Calm you down!

*Kana-chan_KashiraH has left the chan

[Souseiseki]: Oo
[DesuDesu88]: O_O
[Okami_Shinku]: she runs away from Suigintou °°
[Suigintou]: muahhaahha *_*

*hiinNa_awaaii is now known as hhinnA

[Suigintou]: O_
[DesuDesu88]: i must go away now desu >.<
[Souseiseki]: Master is calling me ^^
[Okami_Shinku]: Where is my tea? °°
[hhinnA]: Hheere !!!11111
[Suigintou]: omg What does Hinaichigo do in chat? O_____O
[DesuDesu88]: boh, she joined desu °°
[hhinnA]: hiiinA can JoIIINaD TeE CHTAAT!
*Suigintou is dying for laugh
[Okami_Shinku]: °°
[Okami_Shinku]: i'm goint to have my tea, KunKun is started too °°
[Souseiseki]: we must to go, bye bye ^^

*Souseiseki has left the chan

[DesuDesu88]: desu °°

*DesuDesu88 has left the chan

[hhinnA]: everrrybody meAn witthp Mee T_T !!!!!1111111111111111111
[Okami_Shinku]: °_°
[Suigintou]: a newbe to joke with her XDDDDDDD
[Okami_Shinku]: i want allow you to joke with my servant, Junk °°
[Suigintou]: =____=''''''''
[hhinnA]: KuuuunKUUUUUUUm1!!
[Suigintou]: SHINKU == At Midnight to N-Field. Do you understand?
[Okami_Shinku]: you are so hot-tempered .-. ok .-.
[Suigintou]: ^__^

*hhinnA has left the chan

[Okami_Shinku]: i'm going to watch KunKun, see tonight .-.

*Okami_Shinku has left the chan

[Suigintou]: ...

*Aishiteru_onee-sama has joined the chan

[Suigintou]: O_O
[Aishiteru_onee-sama]: *_____________*
[Aishiteru_onee-sama]: =çççççççççççççççççççç=

*Aishiteru_onee-sama jumps to Suigintou

[Suigintou]: Kira ==''''

*Suigintou has left the chan

[Aishiteru_onee-sama]: ...
[Aishiteru_onee-sama]: ç_ç
[Aishiteru_onee-sama]: aren't there anybody here???????

*Aishiteru_onee-sama is now known as Suigintou_Lover
*Suigintou_Lover is now known as I_LOVE_GIN
*I_LOVE_GIN is now known as Gin-sama_X_Kira
*Gin-sama_X_Kira feels very stupid ...°_°
*Gin-sama_X_Kira is now known as Kirakishou

[Kirakishou]: °_°
[Kirakishou]: ç_ç

*Kirakishou has left the chan


-------------------------End chapter 1 XD
don't kill me please x°D

*stabs Lushi*

XDDDD JK

Not bad Lushi

ohhhhh someone reply meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*assalts Me-Shi* i love you =ç= arigatou X°D

*dies*

Lushi, it's assault, "assalt" dewa arimasen wa