I guess most of you would have heard this before...but I'll list the rules anyways.

Each main character in the anime gets 1000 points to begin with. Everytime you post you deduct 20 points from one character and heal 10 points in another. Their are a fewe rules:

1. You cannot post more than once per 12 hours
2. It is preferable that you add one or two short stories on how the characters got healed or hurt.
3. You must be funny.

So here we go!

Souseiseki Throws her hat at Shinku like she did in Overture! Shinku loses her Kun-Kun doll and Souseiseki's coolness factor increases by 2000.

Hurt Shinku -20
Heal Souseiseki +10


Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 1000
Suiseiseki 1000
Souseiseki 1010
Shinku 980
Hinaichigo 1000
Barasuishou 1000
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 1000
Tomoe 1000
Megu 1000
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 1000

Shinku attacks Souseiseki using Holie and beat the hell out of her using her cane, Shinku strongness rate increased by 3000.

Hurt Souseiseki -20
Heal Shinku +10

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 1000
Suiseiseki 1000
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 1000
Barasuishou 1000
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 1000
Tomoe 1000
Megu 1000
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 1000

Suigintou beats up Barasuishou with "CODE KIRIN", a powerful technique in Super Robot Wars OGs, Barazuishou lay broken and beaten in the middle of the field while Suigintou poses with her hands on her hips. Suigintou's hot-bloodedness increase by 2000.

Heal Suigintou + 10
Hurt Barasuishou - 20

Suigintou 1010
Kanaria 1000
Suiseiseki 1000
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 1000
Barasuishou 980
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 1000
Tomoe 1000
Megu 1000
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 1000

Suiseiseki gets her astreal mallet and pounds HinaIchigo everywhere, repeating Desu a thousand times every minute. Sui then stands on a battered Hina, raising her victory thumb and yells, "Take that, chibi ichigo!!"

Heal Suiseiseki +10
Hurt Hinaichigo -20

Suigintou 1010
Kanaria 1000
Suiseiseki 1010
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 980
Barasuishou 980
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 1000
Tomoe 1000
Megu 1000
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 1000

After all three of his dolls used so much energy, Jun collapses in a pile from overexertion.

Tomoe, catching this chance, grabs Jun's underpants a la Doujin Manga...

Heal Tomoe +10
Hurt Jun -20

Suigintou 1010
Kanaria 1000
Suiseiseki 1010
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 980
Barasuishou 980
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 980
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1000
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 1000

After addicted with too many SRW, Suigintou uses "Zankantou Inazuma Kyoroku Otoshi" where she summons a BIG sword and slices Kanaria cause she's annoying her.

With Kanaria chopped in half, Suigintou says "Wanga Zankantou Ni Tatene Monodes." Suigintou's hot bloodedness increase by another 2000.

Heal Suigintou + 10
Hurt Kanaria - 20

Suigintou 1020
Kanaria 980
Suiseiseki 1010
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 980
Barasuishou 980
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 980
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1000
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 1000

Megumi one day sees Shinku looking at her private belongings, she rages into a fist and goes Gurren Lagann on Gin-sama's ass! "GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!"

With Gin-sama in the floor, Megu sighs, "Fool, ask me permission at least and you went get the Drill."

Heal Megu + 10
Hurt Sugintou -20

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 980
Suiseiseki 1010
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 980
Barasuishou 980
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 980
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 1000

Barasuishou, who was outside the window while this happened, laughed so hard she fell off the building.

Suiseiseki, catching this chance, hit her with a bunch of plants.

Heal Suiseiseki + 10
Hurt Barasuishou -20

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 980
Suiseiseki 1020
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 980
Barasuishou 960
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 980
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 1000

Hinaichigo draws a mustache on a Kun-Kun doll. Kun-Kun loses points for now being ugly, and Hina gains artistic points.

Heal Hinaichigo +10
Hurt Kun-Kun -20

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 980
Suiseiseki 1020
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 990
Barasuishou 960
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 980
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

Jun catches Suiseiseki reading a book called "How to Make Chibi-Humans Fall in Love With You." Suiseiseki faints from embarrassment. Jun stashes this data away for future blackmail usage.

Heal Jun +10
Hurt Suiseiseki -20

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 980
Suiseiseki 1000
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 990
Barasuishou 960
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

After watching some Devil may Cry MAD Combo videos of Dante and Vergil in Youtube, Shinku finds Barasuishou and beats her up unleashing one of the MAD Combos of Dante. Shinku's devilness increases by 3000.

Heals Shinku + 10
Hurts Barasuishou - 20

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 980
Suiseiseki 1000
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 1000
Hinaichigo 990
Barasuishou 970
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

After that happend, Shinku found out Hina was the one who drew on her Kun- Kun and she spanked Hina 500 times then asked her to bow dow and lick her foot. Shinku's devilness increased by 5000

hurts Hina -20
heals Shinku +10

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 980
Suiseiseki 1000
Souseiseki 990
Shinku 1010
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

Suiseiseki was watching while this happened and she rolled over on the ground laughing so hard she accidently impaled herself on her own watering can

Souseiseki now gains her Rosa Mystica.

hurts Suiseiseki -20
heals Souseiseki +10

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 980
Suiseiseki 980
Souseiseki 1000
Shinku 1010
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

After being severely damaged by Suigintou, Kanaria wanted to take revenge, she played her violin in a super off key tune and hurt Suiseiseki instead of Suigintou. Kanaria's stupidity increased by 2000

hurt Suiseiseki -20
healed Kanaria +10

for those who doesn't understand:
:rofl:

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 990
Suiseiseki 960
Souseiseki 1000
Shinku 1010
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

While Kanaria focuses on rising her stupidity, Sugintou suddenly stole Kana's wallet, and all her savings, well, mostly her allowance from Jun and spent it all on her faovirte drink~



Kanaria cries as Gin-sama drinks away laughing at her~ Gin-sama's slyness increases by OVER 9000!

Hurt Kanaria -20
Heal Gin +10

Suigintou 1010
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 960
Souseiseki 1000
Shinku 1010
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirasuishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

Kanaria continues crying, Suigintou drinks away and finishes her yakult.
Suigintou sees Shinku and is curious of what Shinku is looking at. She then punches Shinku. Suigintou's curiousness increases by 7000.

Shinku -20
Suigintou +10

Suigintou 1020
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 960
Souseiseki 1000
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

Shinku gets angry and punches Suigintou 5x harder, Shinku's violence increased by 500

hurt Suigintou -20
healed Shinku +10

Suigintou 1000
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 960
Souseiseki 1000
Shinku 1000
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

The whole Swiggy / Shinku fight had been cleverly set up by Suiseiseki all along. Double hit, Suigintou. -20

Suiseiseki cackles with glee. +10

Suigintou 980
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 970
Souseiseki 1000
Shinku 1000
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

Catching this opportunity Souseiseki gets her revenge on Suigintou for taking her Rosa Mystica in the Anime. -20 Suigintou.

Souseiseki laughs with glee +10 Souseiseki

Suigintou 960
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 970
Souseiseki 1010
Shinku 1000
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

Swiggy gives up on Suiseiseki and decides to put all the blame on Shinku. Swig's blaming skill increased by 1000!

Swig +10
Shinku -20

Suigintou 990
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 970
Souseiseki 1000
Shinku 980
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

Sleight of hand by alice_pyon robs Souseiseki of 10HP. :angry:

I think Souseiseki is gearing up for revenge on Suigintou.

While Hina-Ichigo walks home one day, Suiseiseki throws a banana peel near Hina. Hina steps on it and falls down to ground KO. Suiseiseki laughs after that.

Heal Suiseiseki + 10
Hurt Hina Ichigo - 20

Suigintou 990
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 980
Souseiseki 1000
Shinku 980
Hinaichigo 950
Barasuishou 970
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

that's right!

Souseiseki tackles Suigintou while she was blaming everything to poor Shinku, she slices Suigintou's head off her :whoa:

hurt Suigintou -20
heals Souseiseki +10

Suigintou 970
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 970
Souseiseki 1010
Shinku 980
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

Boku's points are wrong! It should be 1020, like Nemui said...

Souseiseki, noticing this, goes into Berserker mode and slices more pieces of Suigintou off, in this case her left leg.

hurt Suigintou -20
heals Souseiseki +10

Suigintou 950
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 970
Souseiseki 1030
Shinku 980
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 970
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

Shinku, after spying on Suigintou who is playing Super Robot Wars Original Generations, gets addicted to Folka and his mech, the Laldabaoth's attacks. Later, Shinku unleash "KISHIN, MOU GEKI KEN" on Barasuishou, as revenge on stealing her Rosa Mystica the last time.

Heal Shinku + 10
Hurt Barasuishou - 20

Suigintou 950
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 970
Souseiseki 1030
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 950
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 980

While still in beserk mode, Souseiseki accidentally thwacks a Kun-kun plushie off the shelf.

Kun-kun: -20.

Souseiseki, satisfied, reverts to her usual rational self. +10

Suigintou 950
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 970
Souseiseki 1040
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 970
Barasuishou 950
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Hina Ichigo, mimics Genesic Gaogaigar and takes out a large Golden Hammer and pounds Suiseiseki while yelling "SUISEISEKI-YO, HIKARI NI NARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hina-Ichigo's hot bloodedness increases by 10000.

Heal Hina-Ichigo + 10
Hurt Suiseiseki - 20

Suigintou 950
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1040
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 980
Barasuishou 950
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Well, sorry for the typo...didn't mean it...

Then Souseiseki comes and helps calm Hina down so that Suisei and Hina can be friendz again. Sousei's kindness increased by 400 points.

How did Sousei calm Hina you ask?







By slapping her while saying "Shikarishite, Hina Ichigo!"

So, Sousei +10
Hina -20

Suigintou 950
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1050
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 950
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Barasuishou, who was unconcious after being hurt by Shinku quickly recovers n attacks Suigintou's remanies while shouting "Take that Junk! Now who's junk? Huh? HUH?" all over sudden, Bara's evilness increased by 5000

hurt Swiggy -20
heal bara +10

Suigintou 930
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1050
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 960
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Suigintou recovers quickly and her eyes are looking sharply at Kirakishou, "Kill Barasuishou, dear sister" was what Suigintou said. Suigintou's bossy-ness increases by 100.

Swig +10
Bara -20

Suigintou 940
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1050
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 940
Kirakishou 1000
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Kirakishou who was gleeful after Swiggy called her "dear sister" went overboard and started chopping Barasuishou into seven pieces

hurt Bara -20
heal Kira +10

Suigintou 940
Kanaria 970
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1050
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 920
Kirakishou 1010
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Then, later, Souseiseki and Kanaria are seen playing TNA Wrestling. Yes, they're playing, not watching it. Souseiseki beats Kanaria up REALLY badly. In this case, that is because Sousei has been practising, and she has won many many times. So, Souseiseki's game IQ increases by 400.

Sousei +10
Kana -20

Suigintou 940
Kanaria 950
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1060
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 920
Kirakishou 1010
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Suigintou, after being smacked around by Barashuishou, equip herself in some sort of armor that looks like Soulgain from SRW OGs. Suigintou then fires a SEIRYURINN on Barasuishou, Barasuishou was hurt again.

Heal Suigintou + 10
Hurt Barasuishou - 20

Suigintou 950
Kanaria 950
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1060
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 900
Kirakishou 1010
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Kirasuishou takes this opportunity to bash up Bara even more for pretending to be her in the Anime.

Heal Kirasuishou + 10
Hurt Barasuishou - 20

Suigintou 950
Kanaria 950
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1060
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 880
Kirakishou 1020
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Bara lies down on the ground, all beaten down. Swig looks at her and pities Bara of poor state. Swig's kindness increased by 100.

Swig +10
Bara -20

Suigintou 960
Kanaria 950
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1060
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 860
Kirakishou 1020
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Souseiseki takes Suigintou's pitying as a chance of revenge - again.

Souseiseki +10
Suigintou -20

Suigintou 940
Kanaria 950
Suiseiseki 950
Souseiseki 1070
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 860
Kirakishou 1020
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Sugntiou armes herself, piloting the Gurren Lagann, then GATTAI with the Arc Gurren to form the Arc Gurren Lagann in front of Suiseiseki for her to take her anger out on! She uppercuts desu girl into the fourth wall of the time-space continuum and shatters the glass in space open, creating a worm hope of time-space continuum. Sugintou hotbloodedly yells, wielding proudly the emblem of the DaiGurren-dan, "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!" Sugntiou's awesomeness increases OVER 9000!

Sugintou +10
Suiseiseki -20

Suigintou 950
Kanaria 950
Suiseiseki 930
Souseiseki 1070
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 860
Kirakishou 1020
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Shinku one day stumbles upon a portal which takes her to another world. Unfortunately, she ends up in Jail Scaglietti's lab, and to make things worse Shinku was in the room of the "Numbers." The Numbers, saw an alive doll, thought she was a spy, so all Twelve Numbers proceed to beat Shinku down. Suigintou was found laughing near the portal entrance, turns out she's the one that lure Shinku in.

Shinku - 20
Suigintou + 10

Suigintou 960
Kanaria 950
Suiseiseki 930
Souseiseki 1070
Shinku 970
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 860
Kirakishou 1020
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Shinkuwho was furious decided to kick Suigintou 500 times while yelling, "Lure me, huh? Try that again next time, we'll see if you'll still have a head!"

hurt Swiggy -20
healed Shinku +10

Suigintou 940
Kanaria 950
Suiseiseki 930
Souseiseki 1070
Shinku 990
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 860
Kirakishou 1020
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960

Swig furious, beats Shinku back 1000x. "Well how 'bout you?! Try insulting your oldest sister so badly again, it's not your hand nor your head I'll chop off, I'll remove your torso from you and see how you'll feel! You'd probably sulk in the corners of the mansion while we all play with Father!". After a long fight, as they see Hanamaru Hamburger, they totally forgot about their fight. But, Swig still remembers it a little. So, Swig's memory power increased by 1000.

Swig...................+10
shinku...................-20

Suigintou 950
Kanaria 950
Suiseiseki 930
Souseiseki 1070
Shinku 970
Hinaichigo 960
Barasuishou 860
Kirakishou 1020
Sakurada Jun 990
Tomoe 1010
Megu 1010
Nori Sakurada 1000
Kun-Kun 960