Ok. Here's how it works. Tis a game. Throw a random Rozen Maiden item at the next poster, who will dodge or block it or whatever. Example:

*Throws Hina's unyuu at next poster*

*sticks a carrot in the barrel, blowing it up*

Yeah, that one sucked. I know. Anyhoo......

*Throws Jun's computer at the next poster*

*blocks the computer with mad haxxoring skills, and then throws a Kunkun doll at the next poster.*

*catches doll and adds it to his anime merchandise collection*

*throws Kanaria cosplay outfit*

*takes it and adds to own collection as well. Man that sounds creepy.*

*Throws Megu at the next poster*

*catches her and has her taken back to hospital where she belongs*
*or wherever she wants to go, but that's the driver's problem now*

ALIGATOR OF TRUTH IN ATTACK MODE. GO!
*launch*

*Grabs Suiseiseki and uses her as shield, deflecting the alligator of truth and then launching Suiseiseki-chan at the next poster*

*Hugs Suiseiseki half to death and puts her safely on the couch to watch Kun-Kun*


*also watches Kun-Kun*

*notices some hot tea on the table*

ITS TO COLD!!!!

*throws it at your face*

(yes i called hot tea cold, thats your problem now)

*catches tea in a cup and gives it to Shinku*

Shinku: Dammit, this is too cold! :angry:

*throws angry Shinku at the next poster*

*deflects the angry Shinku with an even angrier Suigintou*

*throws Shinku's cane at the next person*

*cane knocks strawberry off of Hina's cake; Hina pouts and blames Suiseiseki*

*throws pouting Hina at next poster*

*Catches pouting Hina and puts her in the washing machine*
How pitiful...
*Throws the washing machine with Hina in it to the next poster*

*OUCH!!!*

*went to Nori with lots of tears... she hits the next poster with her frying pan with Hanamaru Hamburger!*

*Eats the burger whole while receiving the consequences*

*throws away the fry pan but throwing towards the next poster*

*Beats the frying pan away with Nori's lacrosse stick* Hoo-ha!

*Throws the stick at the next person's head* DX<

*says "OUCH! That hurts! Owaouw!"*

*gives back Lacrosse stick to its true owner, Nori*

*takes Suigintou's boots away for myself*

Suigintou looks for her lost boots.

*throws searching Suigintou to the next poster*

I think it's time to put searching Swiggy to rest...

*gives Swiggy her lost boot*

*catches Jun and throws him to the next poster*

*evades from throw swiftly*
.........................................



Oopsies..

Sorry Jun.

*Catches Jun and puts him in the kitchen to make all of us some tea.*

*Throws Shinku far away to the next poster*

*catches Shinku*

whoa... easy there Your Highness!

*puts Shinku next to Jun*

*has super sharp glaring eyes*

who did that?????

you better watch out alice-p!

*throws ichigo daifuku AND Hinaichigo at the next poster*

*Eats daifuku and Hina whole...*

*Takes out my trademark shears and throws at next poster*

*ducks*

Tranen, someday i WILL break those shears

*throws yelling Shinku at the next poster*

Slices the yelling shinku in half with a second pair of my trademark shears™...

Did I mention I have a factory-full of this stuff? I use it more than sarcasm on these forums...

Throws the Merines-Shinku-who-wants-to-break-my-shears at the next poster.

catches myself(????????????)

*storms to Tranen's factory full of his trademark shears™*

*destroys all of his trademark shears™ with a single Psypher Burst*

*does evil laugh*

*throws mourning Tranen at the next poster*

Catches mourning Tranen

" Don't worry Tranen, I'll make sure you'll have plenty of crying in my evil lab. You must be honoured to be one of my experiements. It'll be pleasant..." <sinister laughs appears in Tranen's eyes 1 more time>

*throws a torturing object to the next poster*

"Psst..tell you what, I'll let the next poster hurt Tranen badly<unless it's Tranen himself..>, have a pleasant torturing day.."

Tranen, if it's you next, I'll give you 24<x100> hours to free yourself.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Tranen, looks like today is your last day....

*tortures Tranen in a forbidden way*

*does evil laugh*

btw, isnt this "throw a random RM item at the next poster"?

since when did it become "throw a random RMF poster at the next poster"?

When youstarted to throw me around Merines...

Time for revenge...

Throws Merines into the Trademark shears pit™

NOOOOOOOOO

Not the shears!!!!!!

*flies with hidden valkyrie wings*

aahhhh...

TRANENNNNNN!!!!!!!

Im returning tradition!!!!!

*throws Swiggy's sword at Tranen*

Catches sword and returns it to Gin-sama.

"Here you go, ohimesama.."

throws trademark shears to Tranen

"May it plunge through your heart..!"

Kyahahahahahahaha!!!

Shears! Always wanted some!

Um, *throws KunKun at next poster.*

catches Kun2

"A Kun2 doll.. how.............expensive this must be"

"Who wants a Kun2 doll? For sale! 1.000.000 USD!"

Throws Kun2 for sale banner to the next poster

What! Kun2 for sale? Must have!

Runs over alice_pyon

Oops..overshot.

Throws the now flatttened Alice_pyon at the next poster.

stop throwing RMF posters!!!!

throw RM items!!!!

*throws the now destroyed Kun2 to the next poster*

Catches Kun Kun and throws in garbage.

Shinku sees this and fumes.

Catches fuming Shinku and throws all the way to the next poster.

Catches the Fuming Shinku and stuff her inside my Trademark Hammerspace© Hat™

Throws the Shinku Cane™ at the next poster.

Catches cane but thinks Shinku + hat would have been a better deal.

Throws next poster at giant marching homework monster.

HOMEWORKKKK

NOOOOOO!!!

*Flees from giant marching homework monster*

*attacks monster from behind and throws dead giant marching homework monster to the next poster*

Arrrgh NOOOO! Oh wait he's dead...

Throws one of my Souseiseki Hats™ at the next poster. And if it is Nemui, its the one with Shinku in it...

:D Christmas has come!

Throws guy-who-wants-to-ask-Nori-out at the next poster.

Eeek! Call in Desu's guy-who-wants-to-ask-Nori-out-unwitting-removal-service!

Throws the water bucket Sui uses at the next poster

*Catches watering can*

*Grows a giant beanstalk with watering can*

*Throws the beanstalk (somehow) at next poster*

*evades*

Steals Boku's hat and throws it to next poster, or even better, Tranen