For this game, each poster will make a wish for something they want. The next poster will grant that wish, but twist it to make it useless, and post a wish of their own. Here's an example:


Poster 1:
I wish I had $1 million

Poster 2:
Granted, but it's monopoly money.
I wish I had a cool car.

Poster 3:
Granted, your car is so cool it turns to ice.
I wish I had my own mansion.


Let's get started!



I wish I could fly.

OH MY GOD! I loved this at SC3.us!

Alright, you can fly, but only downwards.

I wish I could find something to eat.

Two words: horse manure

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

Good news! You are eaten by goldraine!

I wish food did not have an expiration date.

It doesn't. Thanks to uranium enrichment that causes the food to mutate and gain sentience! o_o

I wish I were a bird~

Granted, you're now a duck, and it's duck hunting season.

I wish I lived in the future.

You are transported to the future! 600 million years into the future and Earth and humanity is no more. Uh oh.

I wish for pizza!

'Tis yours. But it's two-month old pizza... ?


I wish for immortality.

You are granted immortality. Everyone else dies. Therefore, you are lonely for the rest of your life.



I wish I were a member of Pain Of Salvation.

Granted, but at your first live show, the fans all boo you off stage.

I wish I had the power to control time.

You can now control time. However, your life span has been shortened in exchange: you're going to die in two milliseconds.

I wish I had magical powers.

Congratulations! You now have the magical power to tell when anyone in the world is cooking borscht!

I wish that cheese was the world's new currency.

Granted, but you come home to find that some rat ate all of your money.

I wish I never had to sleep.

You never have to sleep. Unfortunately, that means sleeping WITH people is impossible.


I wish I could communicate with my online friends telepathically.

YOu can, but they say very mean things to you.

I wish I can fly.

LOL

Anyway, you can fly only after exiting a restroom.

And yet goldraine forgets to post a wish. =P

I wish I would win the lottery.

You win the lottery. But it's one of those scam lotteries :(



I wish my band could record and release a hit album this year.

:sweatdrop: I was preoccupied and thought it was a complete post :/

You do, but you quickly become influenced by emo bands and lose all of your coolness within 4 seconds.

I wish I could get a job this summer.

Granted, have fun cleaning toilets at McDonald's!

I wish Ohio State will win the NCAA Tournament this year.

They do, but they find that 40% of the players were using steroids. For no reason.

I wish I could play bass like Flea.

You play bass like a flea.







I wish Devin Townsend and I could hang out together some time.

Granted, but you accidentally injure him, ending his music career, and he despises you for it.

I wish I was dictator over the Earth. >=D

There's a knock on your door, and suddenly you have received a globe.

I wish it didn't take 2 hours to level once on MapleStory.

Granted, it now takes two days.

I wish these Torrents downloaded instantly, so I don't have to wait to watch the anime I'm downloading.

OK, these torrents, specifically the ones you are referring to, appear instantly. However, any torrent AFTER these torrents, take approximately 8 years.

I wish Iced Earth would release Something Wicked part 1.

They release it. It's an hour and a half of Moroccan nose flute songs. It's hailed by critics as a creative work of art, but largely panned by the fans.

I wish I were more alert right now.

You become so alert that you can no longer practice with your band. You begin to hear every sour note they hit and it annoys you so greatly, that you simply explode.

I wish I hadn't eaten an entire 14'' order of breadsticks with extra sauce.

You got it! Instead you've eaten an entire 14" order of penises with extra sauce!

I wish I hadn't said that.

OK. You went into greater detail on the subject of the sauce.

I wish to give, to take, to make, to check.

OK! You give AIDS, you take herpes, you make a combination of the two, and you checked for anything else you may have.

I wish I could set fire to a random tropical island.

Granted, and several days later you win a fabulous prize... a vacation to the island you just burned down!

I wish every new anime I could imagine in my head would become real.

Yeah, good luck with that when you're being blasted by anything you think of.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Unfortunately you are forced to do chores for the whole day.

I wish to have an Ayu plushie.

Granted, but inside it's filled with man eating spiders, which come out and devour you while you're sleeping.

I wish I had a Hazuki plushie. =P

Granted, but she's been passed around the prison wing for pedophiles a few times, if you know what I mean. :mellow:

I wish I wasn't eating low-sodium saltines.

Granted, now you're eating pure-sodium saltines.

I wish I never had to work, ever.

Granted but now you have absolutely no money to live off of.

I wish I had a Suigintou plushie! ^__^

Alright, but it's a bootleg plushie. Her hair is orange and her dress is bright pink and she only has one eye.

But hey, there you go. ;p

I wish my door gate at work would slam down on the heads of shoplifters when they tried to leave.

Granted but now the shoplifters are extremely angry and begin to riot...

I wish I could eat some cheese.