Most of you know the drill. I thought this would be fun. You just list different things that one may or may not do as a result of being obsessed with Rozen Maiden. It doesn't necessarily have to be accurate, heh. Most of the time, it's just stuff to be funny/ironic.

You know you're obsessed with RM when...

Rabbits scare you.
You feel rage (or amusement) every time someone says the word "junk."
You can't look at roses without thinking of Rozen Maiden.
You have screamed "FATHER~!" dramatically at your dad just for fun.

You know you're obsessed with Rozen Maiden when you're posting on a Rozen Maiden forum in a "You know you're obsessed with Rozen Maiden when..." topic.

You know your obsessed when Desuchan goes down and your really (really) pissed.

Ive been pissed for a while now.

I know I'm obsessed with Rozen Maiden, because [in order from sanest to insanest]:

* I write a fanfiction, and I've been obsessed for long enough to actually become close to finishing it. Enough said there.
* I use up all my hard-drive space storing RM 'things'.
* When the RM manga restarted, you screamed 'THANK YOU GOD', taking in no consideration for your neighbours sanity.
* You keep staring at large mirrors or windows, almost expecting something to leap out of them.
* You subconsciously draw feathers on everything
* When watching movies or other animes you always think 'so and so looks like *RM character* or 'that's what *RM character* would do!'
* You believe your Swiggy pullip [which has moved and flashed her eyes on many occasions] hates you because you took away her baby [because she stopped moving and flashing her eyes when I gave it back].
* You have convinced yourself that the one 'guest' who is always, ALWAYS on your friend's RM forum is actually Rozen.
* You and your other obsessed friends start MSN RPGing with assigned characters. Because of this, you believe that you and your friends have solved all the plotholes introduced by Traumend.

X°°°
(*translated from RMR)

*you think you ARE one of Rozen Maiden's
*you say to your boyfriend "kiss this Rose ring!"
*you say "desu" every times you speak
*you go to cake shop to find "Unyu" when you even don't know what it is
*you put on an eyepatch on your left eye
*when you are angry, you always shout "JUNK!"
*you try to enter in your coffin to sleep
*you don't eat cause you think you haven't a stomach
*you are afraid about green-dressed doll with brown hair
*you try to enter in a mirror
*you read "Alice in the Wonderland" thining when you can read about 7 crazy dolls.
*if you fall down, you press yourself to don't lose your Roza Mystica (<--XD)
*you walk on the roof with an umbrella
*you don't wash yourself because dolls don't wash theirself °°
*you wear always your Gothic (or Elegant or Sweet) Lolita dress.
*you look for strange coffin in your house
*if you are walking around a Doll-Shop, you hope to see the Doll-Maker while he gives the life to the dolls
*you see the sky because you hope to see a beautiful black-winged doll while she's flying
*you draw flower around your house because you want to change it in a garden
*you buy some cursed doll from web
*you dream about your marriage with a detective dog
*you dream about to give your heart to a winged doll
*you dream about to stay forever with your twin sister

LOL

These are all great! Keep 'em coming, everyone!! 8D

*can't think of any at the moment LOL*

Unfortunately, has infinity number of victims

Not cats?

* Besides "desu" in your speech, you also sometimes use "na no" or "kashira" too... @____@
* Yakult, anyone?
* If there should be anyone you know who is in hospital, you always visit them and have even attempted to come in from the window.
* You threaten to turn someone into "junk", and you succeed.

You feel odd when learning Japanese because "boku", "nano", "kashira" and "desu" isn't used as often as you think they should be.

You know you're obsessed with Rozen Maiden when you're at a Rozen Maiden forum reading a "You know you're obsessed with RM when..." thread and you're thinking "Pffft, these are nothing." :P

- When you try to create a Suigintou doll...>_>

The head is hard to do...@_@

Sewing is hard. xD

-When you dream about it...

-When you find inanimate dolls disturbing.

I know I'm obsessed with Rozen Maiden if...


*I look at a mirror and try to get inside it
*I watch out for anything that can break my window
*I look for a Rose Ring

- Go and find an ambandoned church. Maybe a box will be waiting for you
- You walk around with a rose eye-peatch on your left eye
- You kiss your ex-boyfriend and wait roses to consume his body
- Remove your right eye ball and plant a rose inside the hole
- You search for rabbits in tuxedos
- You say "Suigin Tou-sama" more than 100,000 times a day
- You yell "MeiMei" and a sword appears
- You yell "Pizzicato" and a violin apears
- You yell "Amethyst Dream'' and a watering can appears
- You yell "Lempica" and huge shears appear
- You yell "Hollie" and a door-opening cane appears
- Youe yell "Berrybell" and nothing appears

LOL XD

Well, I always thought it was kind of unfair that Chibi-Ichigo (and Kira) had no actual weapons.


On topic:

- You never eat strawberries because they remind you of a dead doll in pink
- You leave your window open so an angel with black wings will enter
- You start calling your father "Rozen" and think your mother is a useless servant
- You strictly go to sleep at 9:00
- You say "Unyu ??" every time you don't understand something
- You insist on sleeping in a box