*explosion*

Captain: What happened?
Mechanic: Someone set a bomb in the engine room!
Operator: Captain! We're receiving a signal!
Captain: What? Where is it coming from?
Operator: I'm turning on the main screen...

*CATS appears onscreen*

Captain: No! It's... you!
CATS: How are you, gentlemen?
CATS: All your bases have been captured.
CATS: You will be destroyed!
Captain: Wh.. What are you saying?!
CATS: You have no chance of survival. Make the most of what little time you have left... *evil laughter*

Operator: What do we do, Captain?
Captain: ...Scramble the Zig fighters. Take the CATS base by force!
Captain: You have your orders.
Captain: Now go... in the name of justice!

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There you go, I just did a better job than professional localization. =)

Your doing it wrong.

There's no right way to do it.

Forgive my language, but what the hell?

It's simple. By the mathematical law of substitution, Lavos = money.

That makes more sense ^_^

Necron lord appears. Everybody dies. Topic, end of.

POOP!!!

This topic makes me want to post the colony drop from the prologue of Mobile Suit Gundam, for some reason...