Neph:Hello and welcome to the 10:23 Nephenews. I'm(hi) Nephenee


Lavos:And I'm Lavizzle. Whasizzle goinizzle onizzle inizzle thisizzle sizzleizzle?



Neph:*aHEM* breaking news (hi) today. There has been a rising amount of toaster attack (yoizzle) s in the counrty.





Lavos:This need to be stopped, surely!

Neph: Don't call me Shirley. We sent Markus Naslund to the scene, Markus?

Markus: ...

Lavos: Markus?

Markus: ... *static*

Lavos: No...--

Neph: OH! We seem to have los---

Lavos: MARRRRRRRRRRRRRKUUUUUS!

Neph: Yes...Markus. We LOST the connection.


Anyway, (they're telling us to stop reporting on this, so..) recent studies show more hackers are spending more time doing 'Var-I-Et-E' puzzles than hacking.





Lavos: Very informative. And QUITE pertinent.

Neph: This just in; our poll guy sucks.


Yes, we have NN political analyst, Master C. here because we have to have our political analyst on every topic. How ya doin' C'?


Master C.:*Takes out gun*


Neph: Oh, is this some political strategy?


Master c.:....


Lavos: And birds go flying at the speed of sou... *plasma'd*


Neph:..That wasn't very nice...


Master C.: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?


Neph: Bye. *shoves*


Lavos: I sure do.


Neph: In other news. Some guy from some place yesterday sang the American National Anthem wrong. He was sentenced to 3 years in prison on the spot.




We will be repeating this broadcast 'til you give up and go to bed.


Lavos: Maroon 5 has a new song. Sleep with one eye open tonight.

Neph: Gas prices, Paris Hilton, American Idol.

Lavos: *checks list* That about wraps it up.

Neph: This is Neph, signing out.

Lavos: WHO'S THE BABY'S FATHER?

Neph: (We went over this....)

I lol'd. Nice! x3

I'm voting for you for the Emmy's.

That would be fun...