I've been searching the net and I came across this Malice Mizer fan site that had some fanfiction stories on it. After I browsed through some of them I thought: " I wonder if there are any Malice Mizer comedy fan fictions anywhere...". And now for the question and answer portion:

Is there any comedy-based fanfiction of Malice Mizer, Moi dix Mois or Mana out there? After looking at the Mana humor section on the forum I want to read some funny stuff involving Mana or any of the other members of Malice Mizer or Moi dix Mois. Can you help me please? Thank you!

I found an amusing story of Mana and Közi on www.adultfanfiction.net - I'll try and find it for you.

Baaaahhhhhhhhh, I can't find the damn thing! >_< :( I'll try searching other places, but in the mean time, although this doesn't have Mana in it, this is a hilarious fic about Yu~ki, Közi and Gackt:
http://celeb.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600050060

Thanks for the link, but I'm sorry to say it's a little too mature for me. I was thinking of something along the lines of a story thats PG 13. Its not that I'm too young, I just can't handle too much profanity. Sorry, but thank you anyway.

Awyeah, I know what you mean. :ph43r: It just... made me laugh a lot. Somehow I mind profanity less when it makes me laugh. I dunno why. :ph43r:

hmm. i see. some people do prefer that type of humor. well if you find anything else, tell me, ok? thnx! :)

Well... I do sometimes write a crazy fanfic called Sanity Not Allowed. It started out as pokemon-based, but then Mana became one of the characters... (There were never any Pokemon characters, but the original five characters were Pokemon)