of Mana's mind at the time of the filming of Illuminati live PV.

This starts as the music starts.


"Oh damn, I really hate this part, ok first some elegant dance moves"

"Now the part I just don't like. Alright strut over to center stage where he is and stand there while he feels me up like a cheap date. Right off I go."

"That's right work it, God I AM hot!"

"Ugh, here he goes, think distracting thoughts, think distracting thoughts...wow these tights feel really nice, and I'll bet they look ho...HOLY SHIT!!! HE'S HUMPING MY LEG!!! So much for the tights, THEY'RE RUINED!!!! In the bin with them when this is over!!"

"But for now just stand here and look elegant while my beautiful leg gets VIOLATED!!!"

"Don't wanna ruin the show, just gotta pout and accept it"

"This bit seems to take an eter...Did he just touch me where I specifically said not too?!!"

"Almost done, geeeze I wonder how well my left boot is gonna fit up this jerk's posterior?"

"Okay, twirl off to sanctuary"

"I see you Kami, behind that mask I know you are grinning from ear to ear"

The preceeding was thanks to an earlier Vulcan mind meld to enable Mana to maintain composure while horrible things were done to him on the stage.

The moral of the story?

It pays to be a Beautiful, yet nerdy cross dresser. (yea I know, he may not be a Trekker, but I couldn't think of anything else that works as well)




*Sorry, but I couldn't help thinking of what was going through his mind while Gackt did what Gackt did. I know if I were in Mana's situation, I would have needed such a mind control thing to not plant my foot up that guy's tail end while walking off stage, not to mention having the same emotionless look on my face while my leg got humped*

Also He did go more conservative in dress while Gackt was still around, but he did go back to the ultra short stuff for Bara ni Irodorareta Akui to Higeki no Makuake live.

*also, I am not making fun of the cross dresser, remember I fit into that category. I am however having fun with a human dog's antics on stage. You do notice it happened exactly ONCE so I think some footwear ended up where it normally should not be;)

Wow I guess that was a flop;)

Guess I was a little too clever.

LOL!

an image of a wicked puppy raping Mana's leg came to my mind XDDD

I was giggling like mad when I came up with this. I am surprised so little response, good or bad. Must have just hit right in the middle.

' "But for now just stand here and look elegant while my beautiful leg gets VIOLATED!!!" '

I will never watch that live ever the same again without thinking of this quote! XDDDDD

Aw, I hope I didn't ruin it for you. ;)

HA! Oh, wow, i just split my sides laughing at that! Poor mana :mana: