An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment
On the counter. I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress."she
says.
Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
No" she replies.
This time it's mayonnaise."



Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says "Choose from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."




An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and
bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some
questions?"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon:
"Romford, mate."


An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was
her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the news
that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!"
It's not just one car!" said the Essex girl, "There's hundreds of them!"




Another Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; There's blood
everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car
till she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"

Who does this remind you of? :lol:

Awwww come on, i liked them!

Shadow slap this boy will you! :angry: