A man walks into a bar and he says.... ow .... :badger: Lame :)

Another.

A bear walks into the bar and says, "Can i have a gin and...............tonic" so the barman says "Yes but why the long pause?" "Was born with them" says the bear

Made me chuckle

The second was good but the first one was just stupid. It is like that blonde joke where they walk into a building.

I know the first one WAS bad