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Gopher - October 27, 2007 08:06 PM (GMT)
Quick jokes here.




Apparently Guy Ritchie's wife has been asked to
star in a tutorial on putting videos in
Facebook profiles. It's called "Embed with
Madonna."

the shadow - October 27, 2007 08:08 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Gopher @ Oct 27 2007, 08:06 PM)
Quick jokes here.




Apparently Guy Ritchie's wife has been asked to
star in a tutorial on putting videos in
Facebook profiles. It's called "Embed with
Madonna."

:blink:

essexwhite - October 27, 2007 08:55 PM (GMT)
I dont get it! :dontknow:

Gopher - October 30, 2007 08:11 PM (GMT)
I rear-ended the car this morning. I tell you, somehow I just knew it was
going to be a REALLY bad day.


The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF. He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started...

Gopher - October 30, 2007 08:11 PM (GMT)
Q: What did the spurs fan get on his I.Q. Test?


A: Saliva

Gopher - October 30, 2007 08:12 PM (GMT)
What's got wings and sucks blood?

Always Ultra.

Gopher - October 30, 2007 08:13 PM (GMT)
just bought the wife a new bag and a belt for her birthday ...fuckin' hoover works perfectly now!!

the shadow - October 30, 2007 10:09 PM (GMT)
you been at those christmas crackers already mate :rofl: :thumbsup:

essexwhite - October 30, 2007 10:50 PM (GMT)
I must be a bit slow!! :essexwillabusethis:




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