A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to
make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a
Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then
who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Newcastle United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Newcastle
fan?"

"Because my mum and dad are from Newcastle, and my mum is a Newcastle fan and my dad
is a Newcastle fan, so I'm a Newcastle fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to
be a Newcastle fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the
time.

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car
thief, what would you be then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."


Andy should like that one!

I chuckled :D

It's good, but I first heard the Celtic and Rangers versiona long while ago!

A nice few sigs you have there Jamie by the way!

I can see you are a Leeds and Celtic fan, therefore I am willing to give you some sigs, just contact me on msn: eggyovhull@hotmail.co.uk