John O'Reilly hoisted his Drink and said, "Here's to spending
the rest
of me life, between the legs of me wife " That won him the top
prize at
the pub for the best toast of the night
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the
Best toast of the night" She said,
"Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast " JOhn said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, JOhn " Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of JOhn's Drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chucKled leeringly and said, "JOhn won the prize
the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he
fell asleep,and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."