>A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

>After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

>She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to

>spend a fortune.

>

>"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's

>been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It

>hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The

>woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no

>more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

>

>When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely

>skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she

>may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the

>middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans

>flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds She

>ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog

>reading cookbooks.

>

>"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

>

>The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is

>gone."

:lol:

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile?

Get in the Batmobile, Robin.

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Man: Doctor doctor! I think I've broken my leg!

Doctor: It's a very bad break. I'm afraid you'll never walk again.

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BAR JOKE
A man walks into a bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender.
Later that night, he goes home alone and reflects on the poor decisions he's made in life.

GENIE JOKE
A man and a woman are crossing the desert. They find a lamp in the sand. The man rubs the lamp and nothing happens. Afterward, he feels a bit foolish.

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CHARLIE SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"

DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess
one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed
little Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've Got Male!"

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The only time Microsoft will make something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

:lol:

Some of them are good but had to delete two that werent suitable.

Yeah, they are o...kay jokes. Not very funny.

What jokes were unsuitable?

There were just very bad taste jokes that some people might get offended by.

Ill have to do up a charter for this forum so that people know what can and cant be posted. That way there will be no confusion.