My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts
and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had
to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car!"

I had to read that twice there! :lol:

The start is a little confusing isnt it. I had to read it a second time aswell!

:mutley:

Dont tell me you understand that! ;)