Some first-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by
telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities
as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
human body."
As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger up the ass of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do
the same thing", he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the ass of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them -
"The second most important quality is "Observation'". "I stuck my middle
finger in, and sucked on my index finger." "Now learn to pay attention."
omfg! :o Im going to be sick! :L
:mutley:
Dont you get sick near me :L