Title: Irish Man
Adie - August 8, 2006 05:05 AM (GMT)
Subject: Best Irish joke in a long time
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the
night celebrating St Patrick's Day.
Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy".
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face.
Shoite, Shoite!"
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to
the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.
He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air,
feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on
his face.
"Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked," he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door,
hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin'way". He crawls up
the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed."
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife,Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup
of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?".
Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub."
geg124 - August 8, 2006 01:45 PM (GMT)
:lol:
Its good but what has it to do with an irish man?
Mary_Hinge - August 8, 2006 02:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (geg124 @ Aug 8 2006, 01:45 PM) |
:lol:
Its good but what has it to do with an irish man? |
Irish are knowing to be idiots
geg124 - August 8, 2006 02:30 PM (GMT)
I not an idiot am i? I did give you admin power ;)
essexwhite - August 8, 2006 09:56 PM (GMT)
Well there you go geg what more can be said! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
only kidding! :rolleyes: :D
finnser123 - June 14, 2007 06:31 PM (GMT)
200Lad - June 14, 2007 09:55 PM (GMT)
I too resent the fact that my Irish heritage is ridiculed in jokes.
Never mind - Mohammed is the most popular name on the English birth registry list for the past two years! ;)
the shadow - June 16, 2007 07:54 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Adie @ Aug 8 2006, 05:05 AM) |
Subject: Best Irish joke in a long time
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the
night celebrating St Patrick's Day.
Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy".
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face.
Shoite, Shoite!"
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to
the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.
He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air,
feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on
his face.
"Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked," he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door,
hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin'way". He crawls up
the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed."
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife,Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup
of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?".
Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub." |
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
sorry,just seen it,,,i forgot about the joke section,,its not that easy to find to be truthful :dontknow: