A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 pound?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari :D :D
A girl came skipping home
from school one day. "Mommy,
Mommy," she yelled, "we were
counting today, and all the
other kids could only count
to four, but I counted to 10.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?"
the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're
blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came
skipping home from
school. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the
other kids could only say it
to D, but I said it to G.
See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde,
Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're
blonde."
The next day the girl came
skipping home from
school. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered,
all the other girls had flat
chests, but I have these!"
lifting her tank top to
reveal a wonderful pair of C-
cuppers.
"Errm, very good, dear,"
said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde,
mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because
you're 24...."
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