A man's boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean. He washes up on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on his back. He builds a small shelter and finds food and water, but he misses civilization more with each passing day.

While walking on the beach one day, he sees a beautiful woman emerge from the ocean wearing a scuba tank and a wetsuit. She says, "You look like you could use a smoke." She unzips a pocket on one arm of her wetsuit, pulls a Cuban cigar from inside, and hands it to the man. The man smokes slowly, and tells her that it is the finest cigar that he has ever smoked.

"How about a drink?" the woman asks. She unzips another pocket, reaches in, and pulls out a small flask. "It's a 17-year-old, single malt scotch, aged in oak," the woman tells him. The man is almost beside himself with joy as he sips the drink.

The woman then begins unzipping the front of her wetsuit. "Want to play around?" she asks.

"Jesus Christ!" the man says. "You have a set of golf clubs in there too?"

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Are you getting them off another forum too?!?

Yes mate.

Im a girl remember! :rolleyes: ( not a mate) :D

sex doesnt mean i cant call you mate.Does it?

No I guess not! :lol:

Dont know if its a Yorkshire or Leeds thing but a lot of people refer to strangers as 'mate' ,male or female.

Are you from Leeds then?

Yes. i have lived in Leeds all my life.
I have lived in 3 houses in all my life(28yo) and everyone was within 20 minutes walking distance. I can even see the ground from my house.
I love Leeds and always have.I try to get to as many as possible and used to go home and away in the O'leary era until i decided to buy a house.

I love the Leeds accent! :thumbsup:

I cant wait to go there!

You dont call a lassie mate!!!

You call them your mate but you dont say alright mate, how you doing mate!

Well we Scots dont anyway
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