Title: Some small jokes
geg124 - December 20, 2005 10:42 PM (GMT)
Who invented fire?
Some bright spark!!
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect!!
What lesson has the most fruit??
History - its full of dates!!
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!!
Why was the ancient Egyptian confused??
Because his daddy was a mummy!!
What happens if you see twin witches??
You wont be able to see which witch is witch!!
How did the farmer fix his jeans??
With a cabbage patch!!
What stories do sea captains tell their children??
Ferry tales
Why was Cinderella dropped from the soccer team??
She kept running away from the ball
What is the last thing you should put in your sandwich??
Your teeth""
Jim: Is this a second hand shop??
Man in shop: Yes. Sir
Jim: Can a have one for my watch then please!!
What pet makes makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet
What has a bottom at the yop?
Your legs!
What might you eat in Paris?
The Trifle Tower!!
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!!
If Ireland snk into the sea, what county wouldnt sink?
Cork!!
What knid of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!!
What happened to the damp skeleten that sat beside the fire?
It became bone dry!!
What is a vampires favourite fruit?
a necktarine!!
How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?
Terrifried!!
What is full of holes but still holds water??
A sponge!!
What question can you never answer'yes' to?
Are you asleep!!
What has arms and legs but no head??
A chair!!
JUst some small jokes that i thiught were failry decent
kingp35 - December 20, 2005 11:18 PM (GMT)
Oh I like these stupid joke threads. heres some from me
Whats brown and green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool Table
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "Jaysus how do you drive this thing?"
Two sausages in a frying pan, one turns to the other and says "Jaysus it's auful hot in here", to which the other one replies "AHHHHH A TALKING SAUSAGE!!"
geg124 - December 21, 2005 02:51 PM (GMT)
(dazisgreat) (dazisgreat2) (dazisgreat) (dazisgreat2)
Like them but i think the Tom Jones one is a bit weird
essexwhite - December 21, 2005 09:38 PM (GMT)
Why was Cinderella dropped from the soccer team??
She kept running away from the ball
something like Leeds players sometimes! :rolleyes:
essexwhite - December 21, 2005 09:40 PM (GMT)
"Its not unusual" was the name of a Tom jones hit.
Coolio - December 21, 2005 10:06 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (geg124 @ Dec 20 2005, 10:42 PM) |
Who invented fire?
Some bright spark!!
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect!!
What lesson has the most fruit??
History - its full of dates!!
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!!
Why was the ancient Egyptian confused??
Because his daddy was a mummy!!
What happens if you see twin witches??
You wont be able to see which witch is witch!!
How did the farmer fix his jeans??
With a cabbage patch!!
What stories do sea captains tell their children??
Ferry tales
Why was Cinderella dropped from the soccer team??
She kept running away from the ball
What is the last thing you should put in your sandwich??
Your teeth""
Jim: Is this a second hand shop??
Man in shop: Yes. Sir
Jim: Can a have one for my watch then please!!
What pet makes makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet
What has a bottom at the yop?
Your legs!
What might you eat in Paris?
The Trifle Tower!!
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!!
If Ireland snk into the sea, what county wouldnt sink?
Cork!!
What knid of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!!
What happened to the damp skeleten that sat beside the fire?
It became bone dry!!
What is a vampires favourite fruit?
a necktarine!!
How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?
Terrifried!!
What is full of holes but still holds water??
A sponge!!
What question can you never answer'yes' to?
Are you asleep!!
What has arms and legs but no head??
A chair!!
JUst some small jokes that i thiught were failry decent |
They are basic, babyish jokes!
But i do find some of them quite funny. (dazisgreat2) (dazisgreat)
geg124 - December 21, 2005 10:38 PM (GMT)
I know they are babyish but they are also funny
essexwhite - December 22, 2005 06:29 PM (GMT)
What do you call a spider with no legs?....
essexwhite - December 22, 2005 06:30 PM (GMT)