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Title: Monty and Bumper


the shadow - July 8, 2006 09:57 AM (GMT)
.............Monty and Bumper, are sitting in the pub discussing Monty forthcoming wedding.
"Bump, it's all going grand," says monty. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...
Bumper nods approvingly.
"Heavens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Monty.
"A kilt?" exclaims Bumper, "that's braw, you'll look pure smart in that"!
"And what's the tartan?" Bumper then enquires..........
"Och," says Monty, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Mary_Hinge - July 8, 2006 10:51 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (the shadow @ Jul 8 2006, 09:57 AM)
.............Monty and Bumper, are sitting in the pub discussing Monty forthcoming wedding.
"Bump, it's all going grand," says monty. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...
Bumper nods approvingly.
"Heavens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Monty.
"A kilt?" exclaims Bumper, "that's braw, you'll look pure smart in that"!
"And what's the tartan?" Bumper then enquires..........
"Och," says Monty, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:D :D :D

essexwhite - July 8, 2006 02:11 PM (GMT)
CLASSIC! :lol:




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