A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" She asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running
her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running
her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple
of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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OMG disgusting!! :angry:

Thats pretty good. Quite like it!

(dazisgreat) (dazisgreat)

Not that bad essex,you only did it the once :lol:

Did what the once? :blink:

Wiped you hands on that barmens beard :D :D :P

I dont know how to take that!?!? :blink:

You being cheeky again Pikey? :rolleyes:

:lol:

I like it mate.
Very funny
(dazisgreat) (dazisgreat) :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl :D