(Feel free to add your own!)

- You think your brother and his best friend want to share a college room because... :wub:

- You think any cute lead singer of any pop group must be gay.

- You're afraid of your teachers of the same gender as you, because you think they want to abuse you...
- ...so you're afraid of liking them too much...
- ...so when it's time for a class trip/tea at the teacher's, you run home screaming...
- ...so you skip school.

- You go to Tokyo...
- ...just to search for Gravitation guys there...
- ...and get angry when you don't find their CDs...
- ...and you go to find NG's building...
- ...you do, but it's not called NG, so you rush up to the president's office...
- ...where you yell and shout why they fired Tohma.

- you talk/act like shuichi
- you try the things that k-san does (don't ask)
- you have a shine of gravitation
- you try to get you hair and eyes the same color as yuki
- you look for one of Eiri Yuki books