For your own (and mine) entertainment, I found some trash on the internet that I thought you guys would enjoy laughing and discussing over. I know that a portion of you probably already witness an idiots rant, well..... Here are more. XD

This article cracked me up. XD

http://home.sprynet.com/~eagreen/pokemon.htm


Oh, god. Don't get me started on this one. I'm still trying to breathe from the last. XD!!!!!!

http://www.bulbagarden.net/~dogasu/bashing..._sdrawkcab.html

Behold Shinichi Kudo, here's Sherlock Holmes of the 21st century!

*points to morons while ROTFLMFAO*

What a bunch of losers!

I'm sorry but ever since the beginning of civilization these unfortunate and repeatitive events have been seen up till this very second as I type this. The reasons for it are numoures and not just because of what these people have stated. Not to mention that a child who has been taught right from wrong and knows how to treat others will not simply walk out and do these things. If you ask me, I am 100% certain that the kids, if they really did this, were all trouble makers or children with extreme behaviour problems.

Ah image editing programs, what would we do without them? I compared this image and one from the opening from one of the episodes I have and sadly it's too low of quality but as far as I was concerned that image is so wrong. Not to mention that some times animations can come out with more darkened areas than others especially if the image you're using is low quality.

These are just losers looking to bash something that has been succesful. If you notice everything that has been popular tends to get bashed by moronic idiots such as this guy to make others paranoid. Or maybe he was molested when younger and is trying to make the world feel molested, I don't know ><

As for Ash's speech about fucking school and killing or whatever the hell this guy thought he said. I know a wonderful program called Orion that can take any audio file and manipulate it to say anything you want it to say.

As for Brett Peterson's article this guy is a heavy bible(sp) thumper who most likely spends his free time, which I can see is a lot, searching for signs of the apocalypse on evil children's games and shows. Ooh scary! NOT!

Instead of worrying about something that is not there people should spend more time worrying about more important issues such as world hunger, polution and not about something like this.

These people iritate me -_-;

XD These people amuse me, I mean SOMEBODY must be stashing that crack somewhere because these are awful. XD

That guy made himself seem like a pervert rather than anything else and don't get me started on that bible-babble guy. Jeez.

LOL crack and perhaps something else XD!!!

XD Yeah. As for the pictures. That doesn't even LOOK like her underwear. Its the background. Its like a gap inbetween her legs, its not panties, and why was he looking there anyway? Its hardly noticeable.*Mumble* Peverted old man.....He was probably high when he found that clip and all that Ash stuff. XD

You'd have to be a real pervert to be looking for that sort of thing LOL
And it's true, I don't see any genitals or panties ><;

Thats because he made it up.(or maybe hes crazy and he is the only one who can see it?) He seriously needs to stay off that crystal meth or whatever hes smoking through that bong.

Wow...

Just....wow....

XDDDD

Link to the screwball website

THE POKEMON MESSAGE

The above websites gives us glimpse of the mysterious little creatures called Pokemon. Ponder the suggestions in this greeting:

"Welcome to the world of Pokemon, a special place where people just like you train to become the number-one Pokemon Master in the World!"

"But what is a Pokemon, you ask. 'Pokemon are incredible creatures that share the world with humans,' says Professor Oak, the leading authority on these monsters. "There are currently 150 documented species of Pokemon. . . . Each Pokemon has its own special fighting abilities. . . . Some grow, or evolve, into even more powerful creatures.. . . Carry your pokemon with you, and you're ready for anything! You've got the power in your hands, so use it!". " 3

What if children try to follow this advice? What if they carry their favorite monsters like magical charms or fetishes in their pockets, trusting them to bring power in times of need?

Many do. It makes sense to those who watch the television show. In a recent episode, Ash, the boy hero, had just captured his fifth little Pokemon. But that wasn't good enough, said his mentor. He must catch lots more if he wants to be a Pokemon master. And the more he catches and trains, the more power he will have for future battles.

So Ash sets out again in search for more of the reclusive, power-filled, little Pokemon. His first step is to find the "psychic Pokemon" called Kadabra and snatch it from its telepathic, pink-eyed trainer, Sabrina. With the ghost Haunter on his side, it should be a cinch!

But Ash had underestimated the power of his opponent. When he and Sabrina meet for the battle, both hurl their chosen Pokemon into the air, but only Kadabra evolves into a super-monster with a magic flash. Haunter hides. "Looks like your ghost Pokemon got spooked," taunts Sabrina.

Obviously, Ash didn't understand the supernatural powers he had confronted. Neither do most young Pokeman fans today. Unless they know God and His warnings, they cannot understand the forces that have captivated children around the world. And if parents underestimate the psychological strategies behind its seductive mass marketing ploys, they are likely to dismiss the Pokemon craze as harmless fun and innocent fantasy. In reality, the problem is far more complex.




XDDDDDDDD Okay, okay. Does ANYBODY remember Ash trying to steal Kadabra? I could have sworn he was trying to get a badge, ect. Oh, and, umm.....I thought Sabrina's eyes were a purple-blue?.....Pfft. Trying to make Ash sound like a jerk-off. I can't believe the crap these people are willing to make up.

Kadabra evolved?!

Haunter hid?

EH?!?!?

BLAH BLAH. Website of dumbness



FREEHOLD IOWA- Landover Baptist Pastor, Ebeneezer Smith used a blowtorch and a sword Sunday morning to demonstrate that Pokemon games and toys are only sugar-coated instruments of the occult and evil.
Earlier this week at Landover's Wednesday evening service, children's pastor Marty Richards told 714 kids ages 2 through 10 that Pokemon is evil and was sent to this planet under direct orders from Satan himself.

To drive home his point, Richards burned Pokemon trading cards and video games with a blowtorch and skewered 14 plastic Pokemon action figures with a 40 inch broad sword. Richards then held the sword with all 14 pierced Pokemon figures over a charcoal grill. Richards' 5-year-old son tore the limbs and head off a Pokemon doll and spit on the dismembered carcass.

During the demonstration, the children chanted: "Burn it. Burn it,'' and "Chop it up. Chop it up.'' "Kill them All!"

Manufacturers of the hugely popular Pokemon products, including Nintendo and Hasbro Inc., lied openly about Pokemon's association with the occult.

The national Christian Coalition told The Press on Friday that it fully agrees with Landover Baptist's stand against the ungodly toy industry. "Toy manufacturers are being guided by Satan's minions." One source stated, "Demons are instructing the Nintendo and Hasbro companies on how to corrupt a child's innocence and create a future army of junior Satanists that will one day rule the world!"

"We agree with Pastor Ebeneezer, and The Landover Baptist Corporation,'' said William Barnes, a spokesman for the national Christian Coalition based in Virginia. "It's a policy issue, a church issue, and a national security issue. We know all about it. We currently fund over 15 campaigns against the Pokemon menace.''

Pokemon, (pronounced POH-kaymahn), is short for pocket demons. The Devil loving phenomenon began in Japan over 20 years ago. A young boy summoned an evil demon to kill his entire family because they wouldn't buy him a stick of chewing gum at the supermarket. The demon came, and brought with it, other pokemons who jumped into the parents mouths while they were sleeping, and lodged themselves in their tracheas, suffocating an entire family, and setting the boy free to steal their money and buy gum.

"The whole idea behind Pokemon is to show a child that they can become a "powerful evil force, and they don't have to listen to their parents.'' Landover occult expert, Jonathan Edwards said. "Kids look for different Pokemon demons, find them and utilize their specific powers to create chaos in the home. It can be extremely violent, and the liberal media does not want anyone to know how many families have been torn apart since this menace began. The ultimate goal for a child is to collect them, and once they've collected all of them, they can have anything they wish for. In most cases, the child wishes for complete control over his entire family. The pokemons approach in the still of night, entering the parents mouths and lodging themselves in their tracheas until they suffocate. They then scurry off quietly and return to their masters bed. When authorities arrive, they are shocked to see no evidence of foul play. They observe only a smiling child, fast asleep, surrounded by stuffed animals and 'innocent little' Pokemons."

Deacon Fred, one of 37 co-pastors of the 125,000-member, fundamentalist-baptist church, said that his "antenna went up" over a year ago. While driving with his kids, he heard them in the back seat talking about "Abra'' and "Cadabra,'' "A chill went down my spine, and a trickle of perspiration dribbled slowly down to the small of my back!" He pulled the car over, took the Pokemon action figures from his children, placed them on the road, got back into the car and backed over them "100 times, until there was nothing left but shards of plastic." The teary eyed children watched from the roadside.

Pastor Deacon Fred said that he doesn't see why more unsaved folks don't see the Devil's hand in this. "Three of the Pokeman characters sprouts horns!" Another concern, he said, is that children exploring a Pokemon Web site can click to other games, including "Magic: the Gathering,'' a Satanic game similar to Dungeons and Dragons.

"It's got fancy sugar coating on it, but, underneath, it's Hell's poison,'' Pastor Deacon Fred said.

Focus on the Family, the Colorado Springs-based Christian organization whose messages reach as many as 5 million people weekly via radio broadcasts, has researched Pokemon, said David Wright , project coordinator the Youth Culture Department. "What we found, is so horrifying, and so schocking, it would drive an unsaved person to the brink of insanity! Godly Christians are the only ones who can see this Satanic attack, we don't expect sinners to understand our ongoing battle with principalities that are not of this world. We do however, expect them to take us very seriously, and to submit to our (God's) authority in destroying these little beasts before they make junior Satanists out of every child on the planet!"



Oh, god. I almost peed from laughing so hard. This is a fine example of why you should never do drugs. XDDD I think i'll go get my pokemon figures, use them to kill people and take over the world. Afterwards i'll reward my efforts by using my victim's money to go buy some gum!

Pokemon, (pronounced POH-kaymahn)

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XDDDDDDDDD

WTF! They're all crazed! They all need loony shots!

I think shot in the head is more like it. XD

Now that I think about it, I wonder how it made it here. No wonder we have a bunch of politically correct sh*theads moaning about every stupid little thing, yet they expect "tolerance".

Probably wouldn't be so controversial if it was drawn in the 1940s or 1950s. (stuff like that was common, and basically "no big deal" back then)

Of course, even with the zoom-in, I can barely see the offending area. (perhaps the zoom-in actually made it worse)

Somethings never mix.

1.Soda Pop and Laughter in front of the computer (Don't even ask.)

2.Booze, beer, wine or drugs and a fad